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Let's pretend Jesus is real
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Clang McFly Offline
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RE: Let's pretend Jesus is real

(03-27-2018 11:07 PM)BigMark Wrote:  It's not imaginary!

I tell myself that every morning and then I lift my fat rolls and I'm like...Oh there you are little guy.






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03-27-2018 11:10 PM
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Marks says his is big enough to jump rope with or some stupid shit, the MS said he lets his imaginary penis go start the car for him or something, I dunno...I wasn't listening to either of them as they overcompensated. I was busy talking about an imaginary dick being turned into a god.






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03-27-2018 11:16 PM
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RE: Let's pretend Jesus is real

(03-27-2018 11:16 PM)Donovan Wrote:  Marks says his is big enough to jump rope with or some stupid shit, the MS said he lets his imaginary penis go start the car for him or something, I dunno...I wasn't listening to either of them as they overcompensated. I was busy talking about an imaginary dick being turned into a god.

I want a bumper sticker that reads "BigMark's Imaginary Penis,so big Its inside all of us...Literally.....Or is it?"






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03-27-2018 11:25 PM
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Too small to fail!





03-27-2018 11:37 PM
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RE: Let's pretend Jesus is real

In my humble opinion, this thread is at the root of what ails this country, hell this site is. I have warned for some time now you are being lied to by media and government. Their purpose is to rile up the folks to make you angry. They want you distracted so you don't really see their goal, which is power and control.

The historical record is quite clear that a man most identify as Jesus of Nazareth lived 2000 years ago. He preached a message to many, and was crucified on a cross.

Whether you believe he was the Son of God is up to you; that is why it is called faith.

I submit whether you believe or not is unimportant. Instead lets just focus on the general lessons of what he preached:

1. Live your life with good will toward your fellow man and forgive their trespasses.

2. Restoration, it doesn't matter how bad you have been, there is always hope you can see the error of your ways and become a better person.

It doesn't matter what team you are on! If people just lived by those two ideas this world would be a better place.

Believe what you want, but if this country doesn't come together and unite on our core principles it is doomed to fail just as Rome crumbled.

I for one am done Mocking. Good bye.





04-01-2018 07:18 PM
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Pappy, did you just quit Mock?






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04-01-2018 07:32 PM
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RE: Let's pretend Jesus is real

Pappy, why would you choose to leave a place that allows you to either herald faith in God and Jesus, or instead voice doubts about it?

As far as I'm concerned... it's cool that you can do both or neither here. That's what I like most about Mock.

Personally, I'm not religious nor anti-religious. I'm anti-bullshit 100% though. I get the sense you are too, regardless of the fact that we probably often define "bullshit" differently.

By the way, while I'm not religious, I share your view about treating others as you'd like to be treated.





04-01-2018 07:34 PM
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RE: Let's pretend Jesus is real

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Many are of the religious belief, "Do unto others, before they Do unto you"! hah






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04-01-2018 07:46 PM
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(04-01-2018 07:46 PM)Carsman Wrote:  .

Many are of the religious belief, "Do unto others, before they Do unto you"! hah

That all depends on what neighborhood you are strolling through.






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04-01-2018 09:21 PM
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RE: Let's pretend Jesus is real

Lol fuck off, pyropussy. If my speculative jesus thread was what it took to make your trump-spouting, conspiracy hound self take a powder then good riddance. Take a few of these other pricks with you.






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04-01-2018 10:30 PM
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RE: Let's pretend Jesus is real

Says the guy they call the Porcupine.





04-01-2018 10:35 PM
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"Porcupine" would be an upgrade compared to how some of you pricks refer to women.





Anyway, Pappy's either a pretty good troll or a pretty unstable human being (or both).

I don't think it makes much sense to come to Mock for Bible study. But, that's just me.

Anyone who is in the market for on-line Lord-praising and isn't a lazy whiner can easily find a full thread of holy Daily Bread right here, right now: http://mockforums.net/showthread.php?tid=13127





04-02-2018 01:38 AM
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(04-02-2018 01:38 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  I don't think it makes much sense to come to Mock for Bible study.


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Pyropussy is so good too. Ahahaha.






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(04-01-2018 10:35 PM)BigMark Wrote:  Says the guy they call the Porcupine.
That's a new one, I will add it to the pile. Eventually I'll be like one of those game of thrones guys with 800 titles after my name. Let's see, that's Yeti, Samsquanch, Hurdy Gurdy Man, Condescending Prick, Mister Fucking Knowitall, the Alpha Asshole, Farrah, Sunshine Supercunt, and the Devil. Probably more but those are my favorites. The people who gave me those names really put some effort into it.

Later on I will probably post another lengthy Jesus post about how the councils following Nicea turned a political activist and liberal agitator/social justice warrior into a blind haired, blue eyed God who basically championed all the shot the man would have hated.

I was gonna post it on Easter for the poetic rising-from-the-dead relate, but because I believe in the black, middle eastern Jesus as opposed to the Nickleback singer Jesus, he would of course show up late. Lazy negro Jesus...






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