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#82
08-17-2009, 11:03 AM
Duchess Wrote:Now why would I even care about saying I'm a slut in the bedroom in an anonymous forum where no one even knows me ?...It's not like I'm going to come face to face with any of you at the next dinner party I attend...And further more, given that it's only my man that is seeing that side of me, in our bedroom, what the fuck is wrong with that ?...You don't actually think that the general public sees the side of me that I show in here, do you ?...That would be a big, hell no.
My Grandma, bless her soul, had never sworn in front of me in my whole life until she gave me this piece of advice one afternoon after a glass or two of red wine. I was about 18, and had just started a relation with my future wife and my Grandma was asking me about her... i told her that I thought she was perfect and my Grandma replied...

"Will, son, the perfect woman is a chef in the kitchen, a hostess in the parlour, a lady in the dining room, and a slut in the bedroom."

...and I just smiled
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[No subject] - by Cynical Ninja - 08-13-2009, 07:23 AM
[No subject] - by Duchess - 08-13-2009, 07:31 AM
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