Choad

[Cynical Ninja]

Keys is beautiful Im sure Figi is way better....I must say this damp hurricane wet tropical Hell beats the fuck out of dealing with snow and ice.

Yeah constant deadly hurricanes are much easier to deal with than a few inches of snow you prick.
::rollseyes::

Ive lived here 8 years and haven't been in a hurricane UK CUMSPOT.What the fuck do YOU know about where I live?NOTHING!So shut your fucking hole.

I've been to Florida three times, luckily we stuck to the tourist sites and managed to avoid the urban squalor you no doubt languish in you stupid cunt.

The nexthurricane that comes along will hopefully suck you out of your hovel and dash your limp body against jagged rocks.

Let me tell you something you waste of human skin.
Just so happens I LIVE in one of those "tourists areas"as you ignorant ass calls them.
And we spot you dumb fucks a mile away and laugh when the vendors are sticking their cock up your ass when you pay triple for a "I love FLORIDA" tee or buy your snot nose brat a fucking seashell cause your fat ass is to lazy to walk down the beach and find your own.
NOW whos the stupid cunt you douchebag.
Come on down and I will toss your fat pasty scumbag ass in the river for gator bait bitch.::

So you live in the tourist areas!, is your mother one of the many toothless whores I saw on nearly every street corner? Seriously I'm asking, I think she may have given me cockrot when I fucked her in a parking lot, still she only charged 5 dollars. Are you one of those fat baseball cap wearing cunts who I used to watch get in their cars and drive 10 yards across the street to get their newspapers?, so fucking fat the steering wheel was literally jammed into their fat fucking stomachs?

I didn't buy any of the touristshit on offer sorry, so you keep on painting those lovely little fucking seashells in your hovel fuckface I ain't buying any. You aren't one of those cross dressers that we used to see hanging around Daytona in the early hours are you?, man they were scary!

You live in Americas wang you fucking cock jockey! has the humidity given you the fucking bends?

::lmao::

Ohhhhhh.......hear that?, winds getting up, could be that hurricane with your name on it chod! I suppose your brain is like the eye of a hurricane, calm, empty and silent.