Choad

[Cynical Ninja]

So you live in the tourist areas!, is your mother one of the many toothless whores I saw on nearly every street corner? Seriously I'm asking, I think she may have given me cockrot when I fucked her in a parking lot, still she only charged 5 dollars. Are you one of those fat baseball cap wearing cunts who I used to watch get in their cars and drive 10 yards across the street to get their newspapers?, so fucking fat the steering wheel was literally jammed into their fat fucking stomachs?

::lmao::

I see you're trying very hard to better yourself. Must have been very proud of yourself to have sex with someone.


[user=32]Ordinary Peephole[/user] wrote:

Ohhhhhh.......hear that?, winds getting up, could be that hurricane with your name on it chod! I suppose your brain is like the eye of a hurricane, calm, empty and silent.

And when we're done with it we usually send them over to you dumb-ass. But then again you know so much about America - including our weather - I must be mistaken?

So are you saying they don't get a lot of hurricanes in Florida?

Remember I've been on holiday there 3 times, watching the local news there were Hurricane updates all the fucking time, they are so paranoid about hurricanes they even give the tropical depressions names!

"And as you can see we are keeping a very close eye on tropical depression Marvin!".