how does your garden grow?

[Clang McFly]

Has anyone cut their grass yet?

...or do you have a service?

The landlord or one of his relatives cuts the grass. The perks of living in an apartment.

Of course the landlord still can't change the lightbulb in the outdoor light even after we gave him a light bulb.

You can't change a light bulb? Are you sure you're not a musician?

I could change the lightbulb but the door on the lamp is rusted and hard to open so I'd rather have the landlord change it and not risk breaking the lamp.

Are you good at Karaoke? Cuz you're a singer. You just don't know it yet.

I'm good at karaoke as long as I'm singing Enter Sandman, Secret Agent Man, Medium Pace, and a few others.