(04-21-2018, 07:59 PM)BigMark Wrote:

(04-21-2018, 04:11 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(04-20-2018, 04:48 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Having to eat yuck is the only thing that kept me from auditioning for Survivor. I knew I could handle much of what I would be put through but I just could not get past the thought of eating brains or stomach or any of the myriad of gross bullshit they come up with.

What about bull testicles? After seeing them on an episode of Fear Factor, I want to try them someday.

Unless you can run fast remove them from the Bull first.

(04-22-2018, 12:08 PM)Donovan Wrote: In Denver they called those Rocky Mountain Oysters. Lot of people loved them. Never tried them myself.

I tried them at the famous Buckhorn Exchange restaurant while we were there. Meh. They tasted like greasy, fried clams. They weren't disgusting, but they weren't anything to write home about either.

There's something about popping a testicle in my mouth and biting down on it so it squirts juice all over the inside of my mouth that bugs me.

Sonofabitch!

But it doesn't stop him.

I will eat quite a few things eels, blood sausage, sardines but draw the line at testicles and brains maybe a few other morsels. One time I was eating this fat..........nevermind.

(04-23-2018, 02:18 PM)Maggot Wrote: One time I was eating this fat..........nevermind.

In my head, I finished that for you.

Time to rototill, no cukes this year but more jalapenos, carrots, radishes and onions. I'm adding 8 ft to the garden this year. Now it will be 16x20 with a couple 4x8 boxes on the side.

I have yellow squash coming in now as well as some tomatoes and strawberries. Bib lettuce is doing great as is the pak choy. The Japanese eggplants are blooming, so should see some action there soon as well.

Has anyone cut their grass yet?

...or do you have a service?

I could use one Juan. Until then I have an erratic teenager. I don't even pay her.

I cut my own personal grass. That sounds so bizarre. There are people who cut the rest of the farm. I do it so I don't have to do dedicated exercise. I'd rather work up a sweat that way. I weed eat too...aaaaaand that sounds even more bizarre.

I don't cut my own grass because every time I would go to do it the piece of crap lawn mower and weed eater we had wouldn't work. So I'd spend an hour dicking around with lawn equipment and buying gas to mow a yard that should take 20 minutes top. Now I just pay my neighbor to do it. I only have the front yard, the backyard is completely paved.

Some people have a green thumb others have a purple one.

Jose & Hose B.

(05-07-2018, 12:26 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Has anyone cut their grass yet?

...or do you have a service?

The landlord or one of his relatives cuts the grass. The perks of living in an apartment.

Of course the landlord still can't change the lightbulb in the outdoor light even after we gave him a light bulb.

(05-08-2018, 05:44 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(05-07-2018, 12:26 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Has anyone cut their grass yet?

...or do you have a service?

The landlord or one of his relatives cuts the grass. The perks of living in an apartment.

Of course the landlord still can't change the lightbulb in the outdoor light even after we gave him a light bulb.

Well I guess my worry about bears smelling my fish skins and heads I just buried in my garden wont become as painful as all that. If I hear a rukas out there I might just blame you Clangy. Oh, I don't know why just because.

* rucas

Rucas, rukas good luck finding a spell check on that one.

Ruckus with the rucas, home slice.