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Kenneth Crowder, 41, was arrested Friday after witnesses in Melbourne, Florida reported a naked man running through their neighborhood, and having sex with a tree.

When an officer arrived, Crowder identified himself as "God". He then tried to attack the officer and stab him with his badge.

Crowder was tased and punched by the cop at which time he claimed to be Thor.

It is believed that Crowder was high on flakka, a synthetic stimulant similar to bath salts. Users sometimes believe they have super-human strength.

Crowder was charged with battery on a law enforcement officer and other charges. The officer and the tree are both reportedly fine.

Ahahahahaaaa that poor asshole!!! I had sex with that tree too and got it pregnant. Now he is stuck with the nursery support payments because he was the last one, lol!!




That tree is a whore.