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Annoying Celebrities
#41
hahahahaha....paris is using the old "it wasn't my purse" defense! which has been heard 53 gazillion times by arresting officers. or the popular "these pants i'm wearing aren't mine". Police 104 Oops 115
maybe the purse belonged to the guy driving the car...yep, that's it! 64
gee whiz, i wonder if the purse contained ID. 50

Hilton and her boyfriend, Cy Waits, were arrested a little before midnight last night. Waits was booked on charges of DUI, while Hilton was busted for possession of a controlled substance ... cocaine.


a nice new mug shot Maggot, for your collection. *snicker*


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#42
Damn she looks good.......even in a mug shot. I think that stuff was planted on her by her dumb assed honky white trash boyfriend.
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#43
(08-28-2010, 11:15 AM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: maggots counting on her falling far enough that she'll eventually do lines off his nut sac...




and it's doubtful anyone could fall that far

Everyone likes a bit-0-salt water taffy!
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#44
Wonder if she will get her old cell back when she goes to jail?
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#45
"Miss Hilton pulled out a tube of lip balm," Police Sgt.Sheahan said. "At the same time ... a bindle of cocaine in a plastic bag came out of her purse" in plain view of police in the room. Oops

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#46


Whatta moron. 78
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#47
yeah she's so slick. she thought. she pulled the lip balm out of the purse that wasn't hers, haha, and tried to make the coke fall on the floor hoping the police wouldn't see it. Smiley_emoticons_fies it's an OLD trick. cops ALWAYS watch for falling objects.
dumb as a stump that girl. 28


Prosecutors in Clark County, Nevada, filed a FELONY charge against Paris Hilton on Monday stemming from her arrest over the weekend on suspicion of cocaine possession.

Hilton was charged with possession of a controlled substance. She is set to be arraigned October 27 in Clark County District Court, according to courthouse spokeswoman Jillian Prieto.

















































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#48


There's a reason there are blonde jokes. 113
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#49
Lets hope the on the 27th, that the judge grows a pair, and is not intimidated by her status, and deservingly throws the book at Paris! Nah, not gonna happen! :nono:
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#50
or perhaps she'll have a no-nonsense woman judge like lohan did.

so...the purse contained her money and credit cards and Rx for albuterol...but the coke wasn't hers and neither was the purse. i am sure the REAL owner of the purse will step right up to the plate and admit it was her coke. Sarcastic

btw...miss brain trust said she thought it was gum. BWWAAAAAA! AND THE DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK!

















































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#51
(08-31-2010, 04:19 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: miss brain trust said she thought it was gum.


Are you kiddin' me? Gum? Jesus Christ.
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(08-30-2010, 09:05 PM)Carsman Wrote: Lets hope the on the 27th, that the judge grows a pair, and is not intimidated by her status, and deservingly throws the book at Paris! Nah, not gonna happen! :nono:

Yeah Dipwod: I feel a lot safer and more secure with Paris Hilton in a cell. Great utilization of police resources.
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#53
(09-01-2010, 11:25 AM)aknow Wrote:
(08-30-2010, 09:05 PM)Carsman Wrote: Lets hope the on the 27th, that the judge grows a pair, and is not intimidated by her status, and deservingly throws the book at Paris! Nah, not gonna happen! :nono:

Yeah Dipwod: I feel a lot safer and more secure with Paris Hilton in a cell. Great utilization of police resources.

So then you want her driving along side of you?
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#54
She was framed! :O
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#55
alleged incident that was NOT reported to sheriff dept. so i have doubts. she's still a useless skank.


FOX
Fresh from her stint in jail and rehab, Lindsay Lohan could find herself in more legal jeopardy.

Two eyewitnesses allege to have spotted the 24-year-old pulling her high-powered Maserati out of her West Hollywood apartment building, running a red light, making a left, and then running straight into a stroller being pushed by a nanny.

“It was full impact, a major hit,” the eyewitness paparazzo, Bryan Jaime, told TMZ, adding that the bumper struck the nanny in the leg as well as the stroller.

But instead of filing a police report, Jaime reportedly sold the footage to RadarOnline.com.. Allegedly shot seconds after the incident, it features the baby crying and the nanny “in shock” and continuing to push the stroller.

A vehicle resembling Lohan's Maserati, said to be driven by Lohan, can be seen in the video leaving the scene.

When asked about the incident by RadarOnline.com, Lohan said: "I don't know what you're talking about."

The West Hollywood Sheriff's department said no report had been filed.

"No claim has been made with the West Hollywood Sheriff's station, so if it did in fact happen, and I don't know if it did or not, but if it did, no one called to report it to us," said the department spokesman.


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#56
Ah Lindsay, another bimbo who has overwhelmingly fucked up her life seemingly beyond repair, at such a tender young age!!!
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#57
(09-05-2010, 09:37 AM)Carsman Wrote: Ah Lindsay, another bimbo who has overwhelmingly fucked up her life seemingly beyond repair, at such a tender young age!!!

You make it sound like a bad thing.
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#58
(09-05-2010, 03:12 PM)Instigator Wrote:
(09-05-2010, 09:37 AM)Carsman Wrote: Ah Lindsay, another bimbo who has overwhelmingly fucked up her life seemingly beyond repair, at such a tender young age!!!

You make it sound like a bad thing.

Are you then saying it's a good thing?
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#59
(09-05-2010, 05:54 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(09-05-2010, 03:12 PM)Instigator Wrote:
(09-05-2010, 09:37 AM)Carsman Wrote: Ah Lindsay, another bimbo who has overwhelmingly fucked up her life seemingly beyond repair, at such a tender young age!!!

You make it sound like a bad thing.

Are you then saying it's a good thing?

Yep. One less moron in the public eye.
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#60
Do you know the nickname Prince Andrew gave Fergie?
Do unto others then run like hell! 104 ::devilban::
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