the 2012 trivial drivel thread

[pspence]

I would be very sad if I hit a squirrel but I once saw a woman I know parked in the middle of the street bawling over a squirrel she had hit. Seemed excessive.

I didn't go to that extreme but it has saddened me. I save the butterflies that become trapped behind the screen in the gazebo for goddssake. I don't want to cause the death of any creature. I have a whole other opinion regarding humans though.

Yeah I don't want to cause the death of any creature either. I felt awful when I ran over and killed a baby rabbit with my lawnmower. I felt so bad I ran inside while my mom called the cops and animal control to help get the head unstuck from the blades.

Your mom called the cops you're kidding right?

She called the police department, not 911. They in return contacted animal control to go out and assess the situation. Clang was too distraught to talk so big mama had to lead them to the mower where the body was removed and pictures were taken. Jesus Christ Pspence, you're a retard.

I cannot imagine an animal control officer, wasting their time on an infant bunny stuck in a lawn mower that was already dead...call me crazy.