Do you watch award shows?

[Cracker]

Irritating. I was going to go to bed early and she woke me up. Then she put me on hold (I actually waited four minutes before I figured her drunk ass would forget I was waiting).

She has done that to several people for the last few years. Someday they will catch her in the parking lot before work and make her walk the fucking lines.

Who gets shitfaced on a Monday night? WTH?