07-25-2012, 11:11 AM
Beach sex is way overrated. Sand gets in everywhere. Very painful. I once started to have sex under the desert stars but at a key moment I made a joke about scorpions that turned out to be less funny to her. She leaped in the air with her feet already running and making that "scram" noise like scooby doo used to do. I didn't know real people could do that.
These days it's more like trying to sneak sex in without kids wandering in.
One time I had sex under the floor of a packed casino, no joke. It was a closed off dance hall/banquet room down there, not open to the public but I had engineer's master keys. We'd gone down to snoop through old slot machine bases for loose money (there was a lot of it) and wound up on a huge grand carpeted staircase that had been covered over with flooring and just left there. We climbed to the top, just beneath the busy casino floor, and fucked as loudly as we could while they played above us. We wanted them to hear fucking and not be able to figure out where it was coming from hahaha.
These days it's more like trying to sneak sex in without kids wandering in.
One time I had sex under the floor of a packed casino, no joke. It was a closed off dance hall/banquet room down there, not open to the public but I had engineer's master keys. We'd gone down to snoop through old slot machine bases for loose money (there was a lot of it) and wound up on a huge grand carpeted staircase that had been covered over with flooring and just left there. We climbed to the top, just beneath the busy casino floor, and fucked as loudly as we could while they played above us. We wanted them to hear fucking and not be able to figure out where it was coming from hahaha.