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06-03-2013, 06:17 AM


I just read an interview that Michael Douglas did. There was thought that his throat cancer was caused by smoking and/or drinking. Wrong! He got it from going down on a woman who had the human papillomavirus (HPV). Holy Moly!

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06-03-2013, 06:46 AM
I read that this morning. I'm not sure I'm buying that.
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06-03-2013, 06:48 AM
So did he catch it eating the snatch of Catherine Zeta Jones?
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06-03-2013, 07:29 AM


I don't know, OP but I would think that a lot of people will be thinking that after reading this interview.
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06-03-2013, 07:34 AM
I remember a few years ago now he claimed to be a “sex addict” and needed treatment for it. Just sounds like an excuse to fuck about to me.
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06-03-2013, 08:02 AM


I've never bought into that sex addict bullshit. C'mon. The guys who claim that need to own their own wandering dick crap.
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06-03-2013, 08:47 AM
It IS an excuse to cheat and be a pig. And you would think MD would make it clear he didn't get HPV from his wife. How embarrassing for her.
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06-03-2013, 09:06 AM
(06-03-2013, 08:47 AM)ramseycat Wrote: you would think MD would make it clear he didn't get HPV from his wife. How embarrassing for her.


I kinda questioned that too! That should have been one of the first things he clarified after making that statement.
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06-03-2013, 10:24 AM
My dad looks a lot like Michael Douglas.

I wonder if he's proficient at munching the beav too?
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06-03-2013, 10:25 AM
Either way Zeta Jones is humiliated, humiliated if he got it off her and even more humiliated if he got it from eating another womans snatch.
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06-03-2013, 10:30 AM
(06-03-2013, 10:24 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: My dad looks a lot like Michael Douglas.

I wonder if he's proficient at munching the beav too?

Your mothers beav?! Ewwwww!
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06-03-2013, 10:32 AM
(06-03-2013, 10:30 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(06-03-2013, 10:24 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: My dad looks a lot like Michael Douglas.

I wonder if he's proficient at munching the beav too?

Your mothers beav?! Ewwwww!

Step-mom, but, yeah.

He had some single years in there too.

Right around the time Streets of San Francisco was popular.
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06-03-2013, 11:09 AM
(06-03-2013, 10:24 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: My dad looks a lot like Michael Douglas.


I'll have to take your word for it, George.
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06-03-2013, 11:22 AM
No wonder she's bi-polar... she either gave her husband cancer, or he got it from eating at the beaver buffet A LOT.

That's enough to drive her over the edge.
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06-03-2013, 11:43 AM
"...if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure...".

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Horn dog! Probably won't be getting it from the wife any time soon.
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06-03-2013, 01:16 PM
(06-03-2013, 09:06 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(06-03-2013, 08:47 AM)ramseycat Wrote: you would think MD would make it clear he didn't get HPV from his wife. How embarrassing for her.


I kinda questioned that too! That should have been one of the first things he clarified after making that statement.

MD disgusts me! he has turned into a foul old fart. How could he do this to his wife and children.
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06-03-2013, 01:53 PM
And in other news, Ellen Degeneres and Portia del Rossi are now sick with HPV.

But they'll be cured in a few days.


Then they'll be sick again.

Then they'll be well after a few days.


Then they'll be sick again ...
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06-03-2013, 02:41 PM
Phillip Morris or Rothmans probably paid him a squillion to divert the attention away from the smoking angle...

Cigarettes are better for you than pussy, why, everyone knows that!
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06-03-2013, 02:53 PM
I think filming those sex scenes with Sharon Stone and Jeanne Tripplehorn in Basic Instinct turned him into a randy old goat.
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06-03-2013, 03:06 PM
Costner must be gay then; he spent all that time on a boat with Tripplehorn and he doesn't have throat cancer. Reasonable deduction.
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