Some chick just came running up to me in tears

[Cynical Ninja]

I bet that fucking hurt.

[Cynical Ninja]

You're damn lucky you didn't die, mister.

His wife obviously didn't pray hard enough.

“Well done lord, not only is he not dead he's even more of a fucking idiot now than he was before cheers!”

[Duchess]

I don't recall a great deal of pain but I remember it knocked me on my ass. I was trying to get to a horse. He was a gray and his name was Cinders. That just came to me, I haven't thought about it in a lifetime.

[Maggot]

I landed on my ass on the hood of a lull. it was only about 10-12 ft drop but I was going pretty flukin fast when I hit the soffit. I still flew though bitchnuggets.

[Cynical Ninja]

I landed on my ass

Brain damage must be a difficult thing to live with.

[username]

Farts stopped being funny to me in around 5^th grade but my son and husband would find that video hysterical.

They're not fucking funny and I'm getting god damn tired of getting stuck in the car with a bunch of 14 year olds that can still laugh about them. I've threatened to push other people's kids out of the car on the side of the freeway over farting.

[Cynical Ninja]

Farts stopped being funny to me in around 5^th grade but my son and husband would find that video hysterical.

They're not fucking funny and I'm getting god damn tired of getting stuck in the car with a bunch of 14 year olds that can still laugh about them. I've threatened to push other people's kids out of the car on the side of the freeway over farting.

^
This.

Breaking wind is only funny to adults who are complete mongs.

Which makes perfect sense when you consider who created this thread.

Karl Pilkington thinks farting is the most hilarious thing ever. I rest my case.

[Clang McFly]

Oh. :(

*considers deleting the 2 fart apps off his iPod*

[sally]

I've also threatened to kick my son's friends out of the car over farting. Having to smell someone's shit is not one bit funny to me. It pisses me off.

My daughter's friends can manage to ride in the car without farting, I don't know why his friends can't.

[Cynical Ninja]

Girls mature faster than boys.

And of course some boys never mature.

[sally]

For those of you that can't control yourselves maybe you should spray this in your ass before leaving the house.

http://www.poopourri.com/

[Maggot]

I've motor boated before I wasn't trying it just happened.

[Duchess]

Isn't that when you stick your face between her boobs & make boat motor sounds?

[Maggot]

It is but it can also mean cutting a fart with every step you take. Its better when you just get out of the shower and your ass crack is wet.

[Duchess]

Goddamn. Farting is like moist & underpants.

[Clang McFly]

[Cynical Ninja]

No.

Motorboarding is a tit wank, you stick your cock in between a womans cleavage and literally fuck her tits.