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VACATIONS IMPLY...
#21
(03-30-2014, 04:26 AM)Mohammed Wrote:
(03-28-2014, 07:38 PM)Duchess Wrote:

FQ2 is getting ready to leave on her vacation too.

How do you go about getting weed on vacation, FQ2? Locals?

I call it the eternal mystery of pussy power. There is me running thru all the dodgy clubs in Berlin trying to score some E, being reduced to even walking down the road of hookers, going from one to one, begging them for some ching, only to have everybody shaking their head with a look of panic on their faces. I might come across as an undercover cop who doesn't give a fuck about looking undercover.

And there comes this tiny Indian chick, new to the city, 15 minutes later a Mercedes drives up with 5 little packets. Devastating!

So by now we learned that if you wanna score, just send out your women. What is impossible for us, takes them a few minutes. Guaranteed!


Actually, part of that is right. It only took me a few minutes to score some weed in St. Thomas. And thankfully, I didn't have to use my pussy to get it.

It was as easy as researching my trip and reading a ton of reviews. When I was checking out the different beaches, a lot of people were commenting on a distinct odor of marijuana on one particular beach. This beach was run by a bunch of the poor blacks trying to make a buck by renting chairs and umbrellas, and selling snacks, drinks and crafts.

I simply asked our beach waitress and it magically appeared a few minutes later.
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#22
Oh no, that's the thing, you never have to .... "use" your pussy, you just have to carry it with you. It's that easy. As you are obviously aware of.

Maybe I should try a wig next time.
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#23
I classify vacations in to two categories. Pure R&R and sight seeing (not that they can't be somewhat mixed). When we went to Italy, it was non stop, one famous landmark, museum, town after another. It was pretty damn exhausting. Then there's our vacations to Hawaii or Cabo...pure relaxation.

I have a couple of trips that I want to take in the next year or so. An East Coast trip (Washington D.C. and New York) and and overseas trip. I'm tempted to go someplace relaxing overseas but I feel compelled to do some sight seeing if I'm going to travel that far. I imagine there's some place that has the best of both worlds. Greece? See some ruins and then head to a beach somewhere? I dunno.
Commando Cunt Queen
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#24
(03-30-2014, 07:02 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: This beach was run by a bunch of the poor blacks trying to make a buck by renting chairs and umbrellas, and selling snacks, drinks and crafts.

I simply asked our beach waitress and it magically appeared a few minutes later.

Coki Point?
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#25
(03-31-2014, 04:34 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:
(03-30-2014, 07:02 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: This beach was run by a bunch of the poor blacks trying to make a buck by renting chairs and umbrellas, and selling snacks, drinks and crafts.

I simply asked our beach waitress and it magically appeared a few minutes later.

Coki Point?


That's the one.
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#26
One of my favorite semi-secluded spots not overrun by cruise ship passengers.

Last time I was there, I played bartender and swam coconut rum drinks out to my Mum and her friends, while they lounged on their flotation mats.

I love the Caribbean and her rum!
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(03-31-2014, 05:27 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: One of my favorite semi-secluded spots not overrun by cruise ship passengers.

Last time I was there, I played bartender and swam coconut rum drinks out to my Mum and her friends, while they lounged on their flotation mats.

I love the Caribbean and her rum!

That was my favorite beach. There were cruise ship passengers when I was there. It was crowded every time we went to Coki.

I love the Caribbean. I'm going back next year if I have to go by myself. I'm thinking it's time to go back to the Bahamas.
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