LONG & WET: IS THIS A TURN ON?

[Midwest Spy]

some kind of breast awareness thing going on

^ that sounds like a class I could teach.

[ramseycat]

some kind of breast awareness thing going on

^ that sounds like a class I could teach.

Sigh....don't ever change MS.

[sally]

Damn, after I typed that I went outside with the dogs and I thought to myself did I leave the cancer out of breast cancer awareness. Then I forgot to come back and check.

[Midwest Spy]

some kind of breast awareness thing going on

^ that sounds like a class I could teach.

Sigh....don't ever change MS.

I'm not sure you understand...

My obsession with breasts is inherent. It's in my DNA. I couldn't change that even if I wanted to.

Which is why I'd go batshit crazy if I was ever around HotD wearing her tight t-shirts.

[sally]

Tell the ball and chain that you're outta beer and he needs to go fetch you some or something, sally. I wanna see your tongue pic.

"Human Oddities"

"Many people are born with some strange talents, like rolling your tongue. Can you curl your tongue, and make it look like its folded. It's estimated one in one thousand people can do it."






This is at Ripley's Believe It Or Not. I didn't know the mirror was double sided and everyone could see me doing it until I got to the other side.

[sally]

I tried taking a selfie of my tongue stuck out, but I can't seem to capture it where it does it justice, it's quite long. It's really hard to take a selfie of your tongue.

[HairOfTheDog]

I can't tell for sure from the pic if you were able to fold your tongue sally?

Looks like it.

We have a Ripley's here on the wharf. I kinda like all that weird shit.

[sally]

It's folded. My son can do it too. I know I said I'd post a picture and that was about the best one I could get.

[imsuchawildflower]

I'm grossed out by those tongues. I have a small tongue...but I can fold make it into a tube/circle...I had a tongue ring for about 15 years. I took it out when it became "a thing" and everyone got one. I don't miss it.

[Clang McFly]

This thread is a turn off. I liked it better when I read the title as "Long and Wet: Is that a turd on...?

[Maggot]

This thread is a turn off. I liked it better when I read the title as "Long and Wet: Is that a turd on...?

A visit to the SPCA and a quick stop at the peanut butter aisle in walmart is the only thing that separates the men from the deviants Clang.

[Clang McFly]

This thread is a turn off. I liked it better when I read the title as "Long and Wet: Is that a turd on...?

A visit to the SPCA and a quick stop at the peanut butter aisle in walmart is the only thing that separates the men from the deviants Clang.

the dogs at the local pound prefer the high quality Nutella from Whole Foods I give them. It's to die for. They go "nuts" for it.

[imsuchawildflower]

Fudge packer.

[Clang McFly]

Fudge packer.

I wish. The Keebler Elves rejected my application so I went to work at Dunkin' Dognuts instead.

[imsuchawildflower]

Hahahahaha that's the best comeback...I woke up my poor dog laughing out loud. He got pissed and went to his kennel when I told him why.

[Blindgreed1]

This thread is a turn off. I liked it better when I read the title as "Long and Wet: Is that a turd on...?

:huh:

[Maggot]

User has been doing yoga for so long that she does weird stuff sometimes.

[Love Child]

Is it a turn on? Oh hell no. Would I let her give me head? Damn straight I would. I would want to see how talented she is with that tongue. For scientific reasons of coarse. Hahahaha

I want to watch, for scientific reasons of course.

[username]

User has been doing yoga for so long that she does weird stuff sometimes.

Dammmmn. I call that the Lick Me pose.

[HairOfTheDog]

Dammmmn. I call that the Lick Me pose.

So, what do you call this one?