The 2015 trivial drivel thread

[Clang McFly]

Took my daughter to our LifeTime outdoor pool yesterday. It's a big reason we keep our membership; to enjoy the pool during summer.

Well, for the second time in three weeks some toddler shit in the pool 5 minutes after we sat down. It then takes an hour or so to clean and sterilize the water (while everyone is kicked out).

Very frustrating.

No way that water was safe to swim in after an hour MS. It takes at least 24 hours to cycle all of the water through the filter and if it was my pool, I'd do a 24 hour shock as well to eliminate the bacteria in the filter. You and your family swam in a cess pool.

Thanks BG for your concern but we left.

Good call. That's especially dangerous because kids open their eyes under water and parents usually attribute the eye irritation to the chlorine when in fact the kid has a bacterial infection. I would't swim or let my kids swim in public pools. They're disgusting. Most people assume that the high level of chlorine makes it safe. It doesn't and it isn't...

now I don't feel so bad for peeing in the public pool every time I swam.

[Cutz]

That's disgusting. This truly is parent negligence that's negatively affecting society. We should pass a federal law for stricter pooping regulations. Lock these parents up.

[HairOfTheDog]

The bad news: It's confirmed -- you've recently contracted the dreaded fecal-matter-for-brains virus Cutz.

The good news: Your condition is not communicable and won't have a negative effect on society as long as you practice public seepage control.

Just insert ear plugs, a ball gag, and your favorite water-proof butt plug before hitting the community pool and you'll keep that shit self-contained.

[Cutz]

Yeah right. Like I'd know where to find ear plugs.

[Duchess]

Public pools are like swimming in a stranger's bath water. The thought of that makes me want to heave.

[HairOfTheDog]

Yeah right. Like I'd know where to find ear plugs.

Check inside the orifices on both sides of your wife's head.

If she's sleeping, check inside the box on the nightstand marked "Mrs. Cutz's Marriage Survival Kit".

[Midwest Spy]

Man, that HotD is a real ball-buster.

[JsMom]

Community/public pools are filled with shit; more than half of them.

Even when you don't see it, it's there.

http://www.isciencetimes.com/articles/51...public.htm

This is exactly why I have my own pool. I refuse to go swimming in a public pool.

[HairOfTheDog]

Man, that HotD is a real ball-buster.

Nah, just some light bullshit-bustin', buster.

It just so happens the biggest bullshitters around here lately happen to have balls (technically).

Sally and I bust each other harder over pudding ingredients, FFS.

[Cutz]

Sally and I bust each other harder

Pics?

[HairOfTheDog]

Don't go bustin' a nutz, Cutz.

I meant this kind of "bust":
To verbally tease or skewer someone either in a joking or mean spirited fashion with the intention of embarrassing or humiliating them; similar to “cracking on” someone. To mock.

[Cutz]

[Duchess]

I just read Mock's index page and some of it is very funny. I've gone years without reading it, I always jump right to today's post -

"This is like the general chat forum you see on every goddamn boring forum site on Earth, except no one gives a crap about your breakfast, pet, what movie you saw or some moronic word game thread you want to start."

Headquarters - Management lives here. If you plan on bothering any of us with your tech problems, questions, or other bullshit, please at least first ask yourself if you've made it worth our while to care.

Members Only - Newbies & lurkers can't see the posts in this forum. You don't need, or deserve, to know more. Grow balls to view them.

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[sally]

My pit bull was banned from the city for attacking a couple of dogs without doing any harm. We moved her to my husband's office which she has lived for the past 4 years, but we brought her home for the weekend because the fireworks scare the shit out of her.

I had to go out so I left her in the living room, put the other two dogs in the garage because they jump up on my white couch when I'm not home and left the rabbit in the cage in my son's room.

That little bitch let them all out. She opened the door to my son's room and somehow got the cage open letting the rabbit out to shit all over the bed and then she opened the door to the garage and let Max and Newman out.

[Duchess]

The baby? Woooo.

[sally]

The baby? You mean Sally the stupid (really smart) pit bull?

I left for an hour and she managed to get the rabbit out of it's cage and open up the door for the other two dogs. I don't know what she was thinking. Maybe "they're gone, lets have a party". When I walked in and saw the rabbit missing my heart sunk a little thinking that maybe she killed her.

[Duchess]

I thought the little bitch you referred to was your 4 yr. old. Hahaha! I didn't know you had a genius dog capable of opening doors and cages.

[Duchess]

Jesus Christ. I laughed because I thought she had called her 4 yr. old a little bitch. What the fuck is wrong with me.

[sally]

Smoke another joint why don't ya. You think I'd leave my 4 year old home alone with the dogs and rabbit while I went to Target?

[Duchess]

*blows pot smoke in Sally's face*