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Surgery tomorrow
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#61
05-28-2015, 12:16 PM


Strangely, I happen to like tuna that's a couple days old. Something about the way the onion permeates the tuna turns me on.
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05-28-2015, 01:26 PM
That made me throw up in my mouth a little.
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05-28-2015, 01:29 PM


Good! I got somebody. 39
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05-28-2015, 04:00 PM
(05-27-2015, 10:01 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(05-27-2015, 02:11 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I'll ask aussie to make a mental health visit -- you won't need to worry about the squalor when she drops in. Compared to her place, yours will look neat.

Don't you dare defame me HoTD, I have a portable dishwasher AND a robotic vacuum cleaner. So there!

I'm not defaming you. You're honest about the fact that you're not an A+ housekeeper.

Anyway, your portable dishwasher and robot vacuum cleaner might prove handy if Donovan manages to lure you to his lair.

He's not particularly young or gay, but he blames women for his relationship failures just like you always blame men for yours. And, he likes dogs. Plus, he strikes me as quite liberal. So, you two do have some things in common.

Maybe you really could be his perfect woman; a Mock match made in heaven? Awink
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05-28-2015, 04:28 PM
(05-28-2015, 09:57 AM)Maggot Wrote: The doctor said it was "normal" but I never actually looked at it until I changed the dressing. I'm in shock now and had to cover it up fast. Alright, now please come over and mow my lawn. Blowing-kisses

What the hell is that? I'm amazed I'm so calm. Beyond a hole with something in the middle of it, I'm...Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch

Is that on your shoulder/chest? Was that a port location? WTF???? I need to know!!! I don't know why but I NEED TO KNOW, DAMMIT!
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05-28-2015, 04:40 PM
(05-28-2015, 09:44 AM)Maggot Wrote: [Image: IMG_1254.jpg]

oops

Damn, ask for your money back!!! Smiley_emoticons_shocked
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05-28-2015, 04:42 PM


If it's what I think it is, I've seen that twice before & it looks very good.
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#68
05-28-2015, 04:46 PM
I've been trying to figure out what it is too. It doesn't look bad to me, but I'm not really squeamish about stuff like that.
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05-28-2015, 04:47 PM
Was it skin cancer?
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05-28-2015, 05:20 PM
Do you poke your finger in there to see how it feels?


I meant Aussie, not Maggot.
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05-28-2015, 05:24 PM
(05-28-2015, 05:20 PM)Donovan Wrote: Do you poke your finger in there to see how it feels?


I meant Aussie, not Maggot.


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05-28-2015, 05:36 PM
(05-28-2015, 04:00 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: but he blames women for his relationship failures

For the record, I blame none of my relationship failures on the women involved. If I carry any anger it all toward any of them it is for specific actions, not for their general persona. The ugly truth is that my head might be so completely fucked up by my childhood that NO relationship can survive it for long. Something is broken in there even my jedi mind tricks can't fix.
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05-28-2015, 08:09 PM
Its on my stomach where they went in it was about 8" across when the staples were in but once he unzipped it, it became a little unraveled. That's my 3rd belly button I guess, but it looks like an eyeball. But it will be about 3 weeks or so before it closes up for good.
I found someone to mow my lawn. I never knew you could rent sheep until today.

I also never knew today was "Show your gash day" so lets get crackin here...........

Your turn six.
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05-29-2015, 01:34 AM
your "belly button" looks moist.
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05-29-2015, 01:57 AM
(05-28-2015, 04:00 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I'm not defaming you. You're honest about the fact that you're not an A+ housekeeper.

Yes but I pray to God everynight to make me a millionaire so that I can afford a housekeeper. We don't have mexicans over here like you do.
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05-29-2015, 12:59 PM
Really? With Indonesia right there? One of the largest / lowest paid work forces in the world?
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05-29-2015, 01:43 PM
You could adopt one and train them.
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#78
05-29-2015, 11:16 PM
Yeah, aussie. It's no wonder you don't have any Mexicans.

Hard-working Mexican men and women tend to shy away from picking up after snobby, hypocritical, jobless, pants-pissing Australian slobs.

Can't blame them, really.
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05-30-2015, 07:55 PM
(05-28-2015, 08:09 PM)Maggot Wrote: Its on my stomach where they went in it was about 8" across when the staples were in but once he unzipped it, it became a little unraveled. That's my 3rd belly button I guess, but it looks like an eyeball. But it will be about 3 weeks or so before it closes up for good.
I found someone to mow my lawn. I never knew you could rent sheep until today.

I also never knew today was "Show your gash day" so lets get crackin here...........

Your turn six.

DAMN!! that looks like it might have sucked.
Mine ain't shit compared to that
This is last Thursday after they took out the stitches, there were only 2 and they closed it with superglue
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05-30-2015, 08:30 PM
^ I can't be the first one to say it.

I'm working the angel angle with Crash just now.

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