Mock match ups

[aussiefriend]

and Aussie when her meds have worn off.

Listen here Jimmy Dean, on or off meds I still have to beat the young men in their 20s off with a stick. I would have you submitting to me within minutes.

[aussiefriend]

I think HotD was right about Dono and Aussie. I can see him patiently listening to all of her work drama and I can see her falling for his jedi mind tricks.

I don't work there anymore. I am studying doing this thesis. I think Dono and I would be good friends. I would definitely be empathetic to his situation with his ex and having a child. But I don't feel any leg humping vibe.

[FAHQTOO]

JimBone and Fahqtoo.

I'll take that if she will. Thanks MS! Shame the last time I smoked pot I thought I was going to die though... oh well, that was over 20 years ago, I'm probably fine now.

As a guy I will say it's tough to go wrong with any Mock gal.

Except Ramsey, and Aussie when her meds have worn off.

Let's go JB...we need to find a secluded island in the Caribbean.

[Duchess]

I think Hot D & Donovan make a better match. I imagine listening to them and my head turning from left to right as if I were watching tennis. Never a lull in the conversation but slams over the net time after time. I could listen to them go back and forth all day long.

I see MS with nrkerr the nymph. They both like to fuck and I don't think conversation matters much to either one of them, they just want to get laid.

[Duchess]

we need to find a secluded island in the Caribbean.

You want a secluded island in the Caribbean, that's something most people would love and I want a secluded cabin in the mountains. I'm destined to be alone because no one else wants that. Woe is me :(

[HairOfTheDog]

I'm sticking with Kid. He a mess, but a smart and sincere one.

If aussie lets him out of the house, I guess a bi-annual game of tennis (or preferably raquetball) with Donovan might be fun.

And, every now and then if sal wants a change-up, I'll jet over to Yemen and hang out at the pool getting bombed (in more ways than one) with Mo, and listening to records/watching classic tv with our secretly gay couple of towel boys MS and Clang.

[Midwest Spy]

I think Hot D & Donovan make a better match.

I see MS with nrkerr the nymph. They both like to fuck and I don't think conversation matters much to either one of them, they just want to get laid.

I don't see Dono and HotD. They'd both annoy the fuck out of each other.

As for NrKerr, you may be on to something. She'd be cool with throwing down at a moments notice and she likes football.

What more would there be to talk about?

[Duchess]

I don't see Dono and HotD. They'd both annoy the fuck out of each other.

I'll own my weirdness. When they come together I find their dynamic fun & interesting. I can't put together an argument the way they can and I admire it very much. I pretty much don't argue, period. I'm not good at it and I never find it appealing, I get my jollies by pushin' buttons and sometimes by being argumentative but only until I get a reaction, once that happens I'm satisfied and have no interest in taking it further.

[Maggot]

I'll take the secluded mtn. cabin behind door 3 for this bag of unknown cash Monty. I came dressed as Daniel Boone for a reason. Horses, weed, big boobs and a luscious host sounds like a great place to spend a winter.

[Midwest Spy]

I knew exactly what you were referring to, just didn't see the romantic side of it.

[Maggot]

I knew exactly what you were referring to, just didn't see the romantic side of it.

Now you want romance? You're letting me down man!

[Midwest Spy]

I knew exactly what you were referring to, just didn't see the romantic side of it.

Now you want romance? You're letting me down man!

The sex part.

I know nothing of romance, I've already stated that many times.

[Duchess]

I think romance is probably overrated. I'm more into serenity.

[ZEROSPHERES]

I think romance is probably overrated.

Agreed, and laughing is under-rated. Finding someone who I can laugh with and also makes me laugh keeps me connected to them.

[sally]

I see MS with nrkerr the nymph. They both like to fuck and I don't think conversation matters much to either one of them, they just want to get laid.

Also they both have IBS and horrid gas. Their bedroom would smell like a giant fart.

[Duchess]

laughing is under-rated.

...and that's a crying shame. Every morning I bound out of bed with that being one of my goals for the day. I want a day filled with laughter & happiness. I no longer let toxic, unhappy people into my life. I can control that and I do.

[Duchess]

Their bedroom would smell like a giant fart.

Dealbreaker! I walked into my bedroom the other day, I had the blinds pulled and the air was on, it was cool, dark and smelled like me. I was a very happy mutha in that moment. It would have pissed me off to smell a fart in there.

[Midwest Spy]

Their bedroom would smell like a giant fart.

Dealbreaker! I walked into my bedroom the other day, I had the blinds pulled and the air was on, it was cool, dark and smelled like me. I was a very happy mutha in that moment. It would have pissed me off to smell a fart in there.

Clang might be the only person who'd be happy to walk in a room and smell ass.

Maybe Clang and I are destined to be together?

[Blindgreed1]

JsMom can scrap and she's an open sort.

But, she's pretty laid back; she'd probably smoke up and laugh off a stubborn mule like you after awhile Gunnar.

If you like a challenging debate, I'll match you up with Tiki if she ever comes back around. She can throw down til there's no blood left to draw.

Doesn't matter. We're already broken up. And thanks, but I'm not into Asian women. While we're on the topic, I don't think Js is into white bread.

[HairOfTheDog]

I don't know where you got the Asian thing Gunnar -- blueberry and Tiki are both attractive women and neither of them are Asian.

Also, Js says she doesn't discriminate, she just happens to love a black man.

Anyway, I'll let someone who's better at match making pair you up. Or, you could just tell us who you want? Cutz is still on the market, btw.