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I need some chicken soup!
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#121
05-28-2022, 06:54 PM
(05-28-2022, 05:29 PM)BigMark Wrote: mucinex and eucalyptus/sage oil rubbed on your chest (need some help?)

Yes please.
Now and when I feel better. 

Test results for strep and flu came back negative.
Chest and lungs don't hurt anymore-other than from normal pain from coughing.
She said it could still be something viral that has been going around.
She didn't have a name for it, so I am calling it Monkey balls virus. Or Flaming Monkey Ball Virus.

She gave me a prescrip for cough meds.

And they didn't re-test me for covid since i did 4 tests this week on myself and they were all neg.

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#122
05-28-2022, 08:47 PM
I tried the mucinex, but I felt like it made it worse. It felt to me like it dried it all up, but it was still somehow there and I couldn't cough it up or blow my nose. I'd rather just hack my lungs up and get it all out personally, but to each their own.
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05-28-2022, 08:52 PM
I didn't use any mucinex this time. My lungs aren't that flemy yet. Phlemy? gross. I hate that word!

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#124
05-28-2022, 09:37 PM
its like popping an evil zit that has been tormenting you, coughing up a lung ripper.
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#125
05-28-2022, 09:59 PM
Years ago I had something where the mucous was like glue. I'd have to sit on the edge of the tub in the morning to keep from passing out and cough 50 times to get it up. Once it came up though it was like coughing up an orgasm.
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#126
05-28-2022, 10:16 PM
It kind of sucks now that I'm feeling better. I miss hawking loogies with ease and looking like I'm shooting cum from my mouth. Plus the lung boogers tasted better going down than being coughed up.
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#127
05-28-2022, 10:30 PM
Fantastic. Maybe you'll catch monkeypox next, it will be fun popping all of the pustules and watching what squirts out.
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05-28-2022, 11:24 PM
What a dork.
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#129
05-29-2022, 01:36 AM
Not reading this pustulous, phlegmy disgustingness!

Mine is all dry and raw like having sex for 10 hours straight and running out of lube.

"Sorry. Its all I've got"

"Thats what she said"

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05-29-2022, 05:15 AM
I wanna heave.
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05-29-2022, 06:27 AM
(05-28-2022, 11:24 PM)BigMark Wrote: What a dork.

*proudly kisses his flabby guns while wearing a Superman tshirt*
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05-29-2022, 06:29 AM
(05-29-2022, 05:15 AM)Duchess Wrote: I wanna heave.

That's what she said.

Fine I'll put my clothes back on.

No sex for me.
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05-29-2022, 12:17 PM
Great

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08-02-2022, 10:02 AM
Im staying home today.
I feel less and less guilty for doing so when I dont feel 100%.
I mean I usually operate around 90% anyway and today I feel less than 65% well
My head hurts, throat hurts, AND MY FACE hurts! ?(like my sinuses are all wack)

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08-02-2022, 10:22 AM
(08-02-2022, 10:02 AM)MirahM Wrote: Im staying home today.
I feel less and less guilty for doing so when I dont feel 100%.
I mean I usually operate around 90% anyway and today I feel less than 65% well
My head hurts, throat hurts, AND MY FACE hurts! ?(like my sinuses are all wack)

Good for you. I'm feeling better and I am back at work today. Not at 100%. Still have some pain and a bit worried I've barely pooped in a week.
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08-02-2022, 12:22 PM
Eat a block of cheese.
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08-02-2022, 12:36 PM
(08-02-2022, 12:22 PM)BigMark Wrote: Eat a block of cheese.
I think that's what got me gall stones in the first place.i ate a block of Gouda cheese last Tuesday.
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08-02-2022, 12:42 PM
And you wonder why you are constipated.
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08-02-2022, 02:20 PM
(08-02-2022, 12:42 PM)BigMark Wrote: And you wonder why you are constipated.

Possibly not. I just had my first good poop in a week. Right now.
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08-02-2022, 03:40 PM
My throat still hurts.
I sort of feel like it is a consequence of petting the cat I am pet sitting. It sheds a lot and I had my face on its head. I need to drink some tea. At least it is cooler today.

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