ALL-AMERICAN

[sally]

She's Hot!!

Hell to the yes ! I might have to print this one, frame it and put it on the wall in my man cave. Woot woot !!

That's pretty fucking tacky, but it's your man cave so do with it what you want I guess.

[sally]

Second thought is the short guy in the middle with the sub machine gun looks scared, and a little like Maggot.

This makes me laugh every time I look at that picture .

[Maggot]

Another reason added to the long list of why I hate Sally.

[crash]

I honestly that was a dude. That's one fucking ugly broad. Still reminds me of Magot though.

[Blindgreed1]

What's OoRA?

[sally]

Another reason added to the long list of why I hate Sally.

It's not my fault that you remind people of an old lady that looks like she could be a little man.

[Duchess]

Hahaha!

[Maggot]

No matter how Crash tries I still have to keep Sally as #1 you can be #2 Crash and hopefully a tranny settles a bunch-o-fives in your whiskers.

[F.U.]

She's Hot!!

Hell to the yes ! I might have to print this one, frame it and put it on the wall in my man cave. Woot woot !!

That's pretty fucking tacky, but it's your man cave so do with it what you want I guess.

Tacky? Great, I'll take that ! It fits right in with the tacky dead animal pics and tacky dead animals on my walls.

[F.U.]

Well, she's elderly and probably a little slow, F.U.

So, you might be able to crash the family Christmas party, get her all liquored up on egg nog, blow on her neck, and score yourself a tantalizing testicle tickle.


P.s. You might wanna disarm her first though, studly, unless you're really itching for an explosive granny-bang.

OK, now you are just trying to turn me on. I wouldn't want to disarm her though. I live a risky life and love it.

[HairOfTheDog]

OK, now you are just trying to turn me on. I wouldn't want to disarm her though. I live a risky life and love it.

She looks spry and might wanna play hard to get. So, I hope you're up for the challenge.

Chasing an armed, elderly, unisexual on a unicycle around the big top could be risky business alright.

Maybe it's better to play it a little safer and just ask for one of these for Christmas.



You don't have to use it on the couch; it could come in handy out in the woods too.

[F.U.]

OK, now you are just trying to turn me on. I wouldn't want to disarm her though. I live a risky life and love it.

She looks spry and might wanna play hard to get. So, I hope you're up for the challenge.

Chasing an armed, elderly, unisexual on a unicycle around the big top could be risky business alright.

Maybe it's better to play it a little safer and just ask for one of these for Christmas.



You don't have to use it on the couch; it could come in handy out in the woods too.

Ok now I look like a idiot. The entire bar looked at me because I started laughing at my phone. Thanks HotD.