WHAT KIND OF DRUNK
#21


I don't think I have anything I like so much I'd give up weed for it. Nope, don't think I do.
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#22
(03-16-2016, 01:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I don't think I have anything I like so much I'd give up weed for it. Nope, don't think I do.

Me either. When I die, they better bury me with a bag of chronic.
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#23
It wouldn't be so bad if it didn't stay in your system so long. I smoke today and I can't have my gun on me for a month. Why can't it be like Coke? Here today, gone tomorrow.
Beer drinking, gun toting, Bike riding,
womanizing, sex fiend, sexist, asshole !
Don't like it? Well than F.U !!!!!!!!!
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#24
(03-16-2016, 06:08 PM)F.U. Wrote: It wouldn't be so bad if it didn't stay in your system so long. I smoke today and I can't have my gun on me for a month. Why can't it be like Coke? Here today, gone tomorrow.
Coke sucks. I hate that shit. Got any? hah
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#25


I used to like to speed my ass off, now I'd be afraid it would send me into a coronary.
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#26
I'm not going to buy it for myself, but if someone offered me a line I'd do it.

I would not do mushrooms or acid ever again though. That would probably send me straight to the insane asylum and I'd never come back out.
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#27
Today is a good day for drinkers, I bet a few woke up this morning thinking of it.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#28
I'm not a big drinker anymore, but catching a buzz is still fun.

I've got an Irish buddy that takes today very seriously.

They gather at Kieran's in downtown Minneapolis and are drinking by 9:00am.
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#29
(03-17-2016, 05:17 AM)Maggot Wrote: Today is a good day for drinkers, I bet a few woke up this morning thinking of it.

Nope. Did my St. Patty's Day drinking last Saturday. But I did buy some nice deli corn beef, swiss cheese, coleslaw, chips, and pickles up for dinner tonight.
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#30
(03-14-2016, 07:21 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: are you?
Funny, mean, horny, stupid...
Hard for me to get drunk. Tolerance is way too high after my depressed years.

(03-15-2016, 06:50 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Mean and stupid. I'll punch ya in the shoulder every damn time, even when promising not to when sober.
My buddy's ex liked to drink and then fight the toughest looking guy in the room. She picked me that first night. She took a swing, but I caught her wrist, put her in a headlock, and then waited till she said she was done. I think I'd give you the same treatment if you tried to punch my shoulder. I'd never hit a lady.

(03-15-2016, 11:21 AM)Duchess Wrote:
I probably need a shrink in regards to that,
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#31
Ahhh, the end to a long ass day. I had to work tonight and keep all the fuckers in green happy. Everything from a 5 foot tall leprechaun that got drunk and fell off his barstool. To a 6 + foot tall farmer in a skirt. And everything in between. Oh well, at least the tips were good. Plus they all have to deal with their hangovers at work tomorrow and I don't. Not to mention , from all the green food coloring I went through , they will all be shitting green. hahahahaha.
Beer drinking, gun toting, Bike riding,
womanizing, sex fiend, sexist, asshole !
Don't like it? Well than F.U !!!!!!!!!
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#32
(03-18-2016, 03:42 AM)F.U. Wrote: I had to work tonight and keep all the fuckers in green happy.


You know how some drunks are mouthy and obnoxious, 10 ft. tall & bullet proof? Do you deal with much of that or is it a small-ish local bar atmosphere?
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#33
A little of both. Most of the time it's small bar atmosphere, but once and a while I get some loudmouth in that has to show off for his friends and /or girlfriend and act like a ass. Then I have to do my job and knock them back down a rung or two. Usually that happens on band nights when the 20 somethings from out of town show up.
Beer drinking, gun toting, Bike riding,
womanizing, sex fiend, sexist, asshole !
Don't like it? Well than F.U !!!!!!!!!
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#34


Do any of you drink or smoke pot everyday?
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#35
Not every day, sometimes not for weeks. It all depends and I would never need it as a crutch. That's what sex is for.
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#36
(03-20-2016, 05:38 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Do any of you drink or smoke pot everyday?

No, but I would if I could. Don't know why I didn't get my own place. Can't dress up or do anything fun/illegal while living with the fun suckers.
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#37
(03-20-2016, 05:38 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Do any of you drink or smoke pot everyday?

I will in a week. Going to Mexico in 7 days for 6 days.
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#38
(03-20-2016, 04:04 PM)Cutz Wrote: I will in a week. Going to Mexico in 7 days for 6 days.


It's almost a year since you and Dr. Bride got hitched, are you going back to the same place?
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#39
I am a terrible drunk. I get very sleepy and forget to keep drinking, I just want to go have a nap when I drink. I was okay with weed but not obsessed with it. But speed, with my hyperactive mind, had the effect of extremely potent ADHD meds. Laser fucking focus and staying up for days at a time? I'm down. That was the drug that made me horny as hell too, and capable of all day/night sex marathons. Problem is, eventually evertyhing becomes about chasing that feeling of focus, so I finally had to give it up. I was the most boring speedfreak anyway, I only ever used it to go to work or do projects.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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#40
I tend to piss my pants and forget who I am.

And, when I'm drinking, it gets even worse.
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