Hi Duchess ...

[OnBendedKnee]

Mr. Ed was really a zebra. Seriously. Google it if you don't believe me.

[Cynical Ninja]

[user=7]Sinister[/user] wrote:

Is that one of the deleted scenes from "Animal farm volume 16 - Mr Ed is in my bed"?

Check out the expert on beastiality films!!!!  ::lmao::  ::LOL:: ::laugh::
Got a large collection of those, Poophole?

I made that title up, with my own brain.

I even made it rhyme.

[Liquid]

::lmao::I'm a kitchen now?

Oh look.... I love animals so much I have sex with them. This is me after I just gave a blow job to my horse in the woods. Yes, that is me and my horse. Note his dick is out. According to OP who's reputation as a nut job is at stake, has been proven right here and now I blow horses. ::rollseyes::

There ya go delusional nut case.... you've actually been vindicated with one of your insane fantasies about me.

Isn't it illegal to be drinking while driving a horse. Looks like you and the horse are sharing a nice drink before you suck and finish it off.

[Fry Guy]

Maybe she is just trying to get the flavour out of her mouth?

What is known is that once again she comes out telling us all she is into bestiality.

[The Antagonist]

First of all you retard I clearly was not driving the horse I was RIDING the horse.

There is no legal law about drinking and driving horses or even riding them.

The thing you see in my hand is a time card.
In reality, that was a mid point check on a 30 mile ride in upstate NY.

If you want to go with OP's demented delusion (and the one that Fry Tard is so amused by) you can say I am keeping track of how many times I made the horse cum.

BTW, that horse is a stallion. So he is indeed capable of ejaculation. Buckets of it.

Now, go on Simple Guy, jump on the bandwagon and say something idiotic.

[LuMPyPussy]

First of all you retard I clearly was not driving the horse I was RIDING the horse.

There is no legal law about drinking and driving horses or even riding them.

The thing you see in my hand is a time card.
In reality, that was a mid point check on a 30 mile ride in upstate NY.

If you want to go with OP's demented delusion (and the one that Fry Tard is so amused by) you can say I am keeping track of how many times I made the horse cum.

BTW, that horse is a stallion. So he is indeed capable of ejaculation. Buckets of it.

Now, go on Simple Guy, jump on the bandwagon and say something idiotic.

I can clearly see you WALKING your horse. ::gigg::

[Fry Guy]

First of all you retard I clearly was not driving the horse I was RIDING the horse.

There is no legal law about drinking and driving horses or even riding them.

The thing you see in my hand is a time card.
In reality, that was a mid point check on a 30 mile ride in upstate NY.

If you want to go with OP's demented delusion (and the one that Fry Tard is so amused by) you can say I am keeping track of how many times I made the horse cum.

BTW, that horse is a stallion. So he is indeed capable of ejaculation. Buckets of it.

Now, go on Simple Guy, jump on the bandwagon and say something idiotic.

Oh OK. For you.

Need a hug? ::aww:: Poor retarded sack of shit.

Something like that Sweetness?

[Cynical Ninja]

Why doesn't antbitch get her fat arse into the kitchen to make another horse cum smoothie?
I suppose being a cum bucket for a horse is considered an acceptable lifestyle by some, how many times does your rotten crotch orgasm when out riding your horsey?

[Borndragon]

How in the hell did this thread ever get side-tracked from being addressed to the succulent and o' so tempting Duchess, to being about the riding habits of an obviously frumpy, arrogant, farm hand, Ogress living in the backwoods of the Adirondack foothills?





Borndragon ~ Riding Duchess, just sounds so much better, than feeding the Troglodyte and having her come in here to explain her fucked up self.

[SyberBitch]

First of all you retard I clearly was not driving the horse I was RIDING the horse.

There is no legal law about drinking and driving horses or even riding them.

The thing you see in my hand is a time card.
In reality, that was a mid point check on a 30 mile ride in upstate NY.

If you want to go with OP's demented delusion (and the one that Fry Tard is so amused by) you can say I am keeping track of how many times I made the horse cum.

BTW, that horse is a stallion. So he is indeed capable of ejaculation. Buckets of it.

Now, go on Simple Guy, jump on the bandwagon and say something idiotic.

I thought that looked like an endurance event. The horse appears to be in great shape! Thoroughbred?