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A couple of years ago . . .
#1
. . . , one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the porch out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend
Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
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#2
hah
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#3
(07-20-2017, 03:56 PM)F.U. Wrote: . . . , one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the porch out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend
Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
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Sometimes "blessings" come in disguise! hah
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#4
(07-20-2017, 03:56 PM)F.U. Wrote: . . . , one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the porch out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend
Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

hah

*starts dancing*
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#5


Is this a guy thing, cuz I don't get it.
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#6
(07-21-2017, 06:00 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Is this a guy thing, cuz I don't get it.

Cotton eye Joe the song.



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womanizing, sex fiend, sexist, asshole !
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#7
(07-21-2017, 06:00 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Is this a guy thing, cuz I don't get it.

LOL, wow, a self professed Horse Girl that doesn't know about the cotton eye joe?
A flaw in your upbringing or just not enough coffee this morning?
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#8
Like my ex once said when she came all the way across town for a late night booty call: "That was a long way to go for such a little joke."
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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#9
LOL, ya it kind of was, but he told it very well
I will be using this on the next camp trip though and can guarantee some spit beer
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(07-21-2017, 09:27 AM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: LOL, wow, a self professed Horse Girl that doesn't know about the cotton eye joe?
A flaw in your upbringing or just not enough coffee this morning?


It must be a flaw in my upbringing. I just don't get it and I'm feeling especially dumb because I didn't get MS' quoted movie line either.
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(07-21-2017, 10:52 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(07-21-2017, 09:27 AM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: LOL, wow, a self professed Horse Girl that doesn't know about the cotton eye joe?
A flaw in your upbringing or just not enough coffee this morning?


It must be a flaw in my upbringing. I just don't get it and I'm feeling especially dumb because I didn't get MS' quoted movie line either.

Hmm, ok.
FU took the long way around the barn telling us a story about a past love, snake in the grass friends and betrayal.
He set the hook
Then tears off a riff from the song Cotton Eye Joe

The audience groans and laughs

Well, everybody but you darlin
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#12
I totally fell for it.
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#13
(07-21-2017, 10:52 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(07-21-2017, 09:27 AM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: LOL, wow, a self professed Horse Girl that doesn't know about the cotton eye joe?
A flaw in your upbringing or just not enough coffee this morning?


It must be a flaw in my upbringing. I just don't get it and I'm feeling especially dumb because I didn't get MS' quoted movie line either.

I was feeling dumb the other day when I didn't immediately get the joke: What do you do when you find a spaceman? Answer: You park, man.
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#14
If you are going to use it while sitting around the campfire, Six, it might help to have a 6 string sitting in your lap. Just pluck and strum occasionally while telling the story. Then right at the end take off and start playing it right when you start the song lyrics. You will have people groaning , laughing and dancing around the fire. hahahahahaha
Beer drinking, gun toting, Bike riding,
womanizing, sex fiend, sexist, asshole !
Don't like it? Well than F.U !!!!!!!!!
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