CROTCH CHARMS
#21
(08-21-2017, 10:24 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-21-2017, 08:59 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'll take HotD in stockings, garter and crotchless panties... thankyouverymuch

How'd you guess what I'm currently wearing?hah

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#23
Have you nat heard of Vajazzle?



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#24
She said, 'sorry we don't have a demo for you to watch.' lol

I agree.
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#25


I don't think this is my cup of tea.

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...and then there's this

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#26
hah Who the hell comes up with this stuff?

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You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#27
(09-08-2017, 03:04 PM)Duchess Wrote: [size=medium][i]

I don't think this is my cup of tea.

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I wouldn't mind bedazzling my penis like this.

It would be eye popping in more ways than one.
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#28
(09-08-2017, 04:03 PM)Maggot Wrote: hah Who the hell comes up with this stuff?

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I could picture Sally doing that. Peanut might get jealous though.
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#29
Vajazzeled has been around for a while. I like the breasts in the third pic Duchess posted. Actually I like the nipples.
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#30
i have not seen any crotch jewelry at the beach this year...............so far. But maybe when the Canadians start coming in August.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#31
(09-08-2017, 06:58 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(09-08-2017, 04:03 PM)Maggot Wrote: hah  Who the hell comes up with this stuff?

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I could picture Sally doing that. Peanut might get jealous though.

Well normally in my spare time I go to the movies or the beach or maybe do a little gardening, stuff like that. It has never crossed my mind to go to the tattoo parlor and have my genitals turned into a birds nest.
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#32
It's airbrushed you dope. Someone had to air brush it on and blow away the paint that was overspray. Typically you just blow on it with your lips.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#33
Ok then, it's never crossed my mind to make an air brushed bird's nest out of my genitals. Happy now, fucker?
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#34
(07-31-2018, 06:52 PM)sally Wrote: Ok then, it's never crossed my mind to make an air brushed bird's nest out of my genitals. Happy now, fucker?

I don't see why you wouldn't, after seeing that huge woodpecker smacking that dead tree the other day I almost thought of doing it.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#35
I always pictured Sally's bush more like a mint leaf and less like a shrub.
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#36
I always pictured BigMark's bush like the Jackson 5.
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#37
I know sally doesn't wear much jewelry, but I figured she might like some charms for special occasions as a belated birthday gift.

Wasn't sure what style and shape she'd like best, so I ordered the whole collection.

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#38
I like the third one with the little cyst on top. Or is it a mini penis?
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#39
They look like seafood.
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#40
(08-01-2018, 01:11 PM)sally Wrote: I like the third one with the little cyst on top. Or is it a mini penis?
I think that might be an aroused clit. I'm so weirded out right now. I don't know what it is and I probably shouldn't have guessed.
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