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so, what's everyone up to this weekend??
#41
No one cares but tonight I am just going to watch a movie with the husband and have some drinks.

Sunday I am going to do some chores around the house. Gotta go to lowes first though.

Not really fun stuff.
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#42
ihatefucktards Wrote:Gotta go to lowes first though.
Use Home Depot. Jimmy Johnson fucks sheep.
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#43
AnonyMoose Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:Obviously you have never seen my sister.
That you know of. 47

LOL I know you haven't seen her or you would never mistake her as being in a prorno. If you think I am a prude, she is 1000's times worse.

True story - she was up here over the summer and somehow she mentioned that her daughter is completely shaved. Her daughter is 20. My sister was like why would she want to do that? I said don't you shave? She is like NO!! I was flabbergasted. I asked you don't trip up down there and all that? You are sportin the fur bikini??? She asked me if I shave and I said of course. I don't shave it all off but I hate having a full bush. It bugs me. She was appalled. APPALLED!! I laughed my ass off at her. Then I tried to get her to buy some low rider jeans and lose the "mom jeans." She wouldn't go for that either.


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#44
AnonyMoose Wrote:
ihatefucktards Wrote:Gotta go to lowes first though.
Use Home Depot. Jimmy Johnson fucks sheep.
Word. I fucking hate Lowes. I always go to HD. One of my favorite stores.
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#45
AnonyMoose Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:They will become a swingset for the spring,


Fag.

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::lmao::........I know! I'm chained and whipped!shhhwing!!!!! I was thinking as I was making them that they only need a point and I could skewer them up some kikes ass. But that would only excite the kike, and produce a sigh of orgasm as the shaft reached the upper digestive tract, as the last gasp of air was expelled from the throat the words would be wasted on an order for a delicious ham sandwich. But my mind doth wander..................
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#46
AnonyMoose Wrote:
ihatefucktards Wrote:Gotta go to lowes first though.
Use Home Depot. Jimmy Johnson fucks sheep.
I would if we had one that wasn't 25 miles away.
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#47
I have a big day tomorrow.
Well actually a pretty nice little Sunday
We're going to go to Home Depot, buy some wallpaper, flooring, stuff like that. Maybe go to Bed Bath & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we will have enough time....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7SuY3T_U6c
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#48
LMAO!!! I was aiming for that thanks!
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#49
Maggot Wrote:
AnonyMoose[/user Wrote:wrote: [/b]
Quote:[b][user=33]Maggot]They will become a swingset for the spring,


Fag.

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Quote:::lmao::........I know! I'm chained and whipped! OTOH, I might spend today shaving my man-bush and milking my own prostate.


Jeebus d00d. Children read this board. *

* Frank likes young girls sitting on his lap while he reads this place.
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#50
ihatefucktards Wrote:
AnonyMoose Wrote:
ihatefucktards Wrote:Gotta go to lowes first though.
Jimmy Johnson fucks sheep.
I would if we had one that wasn't 25 miles away.
You'd fuck a sheep if it was closer than 25 miles away??? ::blink::
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#51
So Sin, did ya kick ass at Euchre last night? Or have your taint handed to you?
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#52
ramseycat Wrote:So Sin, did ya kick ass at Euchre last night? Or have your taint handed to you?

I did fair. Came in 3rd out of 24 people; one spot out of the money. The fucker that won it all had FOUR loner hands dealt to his lucky ass.

But we raised about 800 bucks for an anger management group that my Dad volunteers for. To me, it's a "find your inner child" sorta place that I don't really understand the point of, but apparently it's helped a lot of people and the folks I met last night were a pretty nice bunch.

EXCEPT for the woman whose home we were in. She has a laugh like a hyena only ten times louder and she screeches and screams when she wins EVERY SINGLE TRICK. She made my teeth itch. ::batguy::

Otherwise, it was a fun night!

I think the funniest story was when one guy came in -whom I had never met before - tried to hug me and I backed him down with a look, he asked me to open the button down shirt I had over my t-shirt to read the t-shirt. It reads This chick can smoke your ass and he said, "just a good reason to look at your chest!" At which point I directed him to my Dad who was sitting about 4 feet away. ::lmao::
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#53
Sinister Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:So Sin, did ya kick ass at Euchre last night? Or have your taint handed to you?

I did fair. Came in 3rd out of 24 people; one spot out of the money. The fucker that won it all had FOUR loner hands dealt to his lucky ass.

But we raised about 800 bucks for an anger management group that my Dad volunteers for. To me, it's a "find your inner child" sorta place that I don't really understand the point of, but apparently it's helped a lot of people and the folks I met last night were a pretty nice bunch.

EXCEPT for the woman whose home we were in. She has a laugh like a hyena only ten times louder and she screeches and screams when she wins EVERY SINGLE TRICK. She made my teeth itch. ::batguy::

Otherwise, it was a fun night!

I think the funniest story was when one guy came in -whom I had never met before - tried to hug me and I backed him down with a look, he asked me to open the button down shirt I had over my t-shirt to read the t-shirt. It reads This chick can smoke your ass and he said, "just a good reason to look at your chest!" At which point I directed him to my Dad who was sitting about 4 feet away. ::lmao::

I cannot stand women that laugh like that. It always sounds so fake. Just laugh normally for God's sake.

ahahahaa, don't you hate peole that you don't know trying to touch you?? I am a touchy feely person but ONLY with my friends or family or my kids. Never strangers. When did the world get all fucked up with people thinking they can touch you?

That dude was probably lucky your Dad didn'thand HIM his taint. hahahaa
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#54
Oh and we got MORE freakin snow last night. Another 6 inches. I am way over this winter shit already. It's been colder than cold and then the snow. Fuckin A I am ready for Spring.
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#55
ramseycat Wrote:ahahahaa, don't you hate peole that you don't know trying to touch you?? I am a touchy feely person but ONLY with my friends or family or my kids. Never strangers. When did the world get all fucked up with people thinking they can touch you?
I don't allowpeople touching me without invite and I have developed some look on my face that always backsthem down. I don't know what it looks like, but it works every time. Stay the fuck OUT of my personal space! ::batguy::

Frankly, my Dad couldn't beat up a 12-year old girl, but this guy didn't know that. ::lmao::


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#56
Dunno why any self-respecting dude would ever lay his hands on a wench without be invited to.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.


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#57
If your father is such a teddy bear, how did you get to be such a tough bitch?

I bet you are tough on the outside but you got a big heart on the inside. Don't worry I will keep it on the DL. Don't want to ruin your rep around here. ::lipsealed::
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#58
ramseycat Wrote:If your father is such a teddy bear, how did you get to be such a tough bitch?

I bet you are tough on the outside but you got a big heart on the inside. Don't worry I will keep it on the DL. Don't want to ruin your rep around here. ::lipsealed::
I had no choice but to become tough. Lived with a guy for 5 years who liked to use me as a punching bag. Till I learned to fight back. And win.
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#59
Sinister Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:If your father is such a teddy bear, how did you get to be such a tough bitch?

I bet you are tough on the outside but you got a big heart on the inside. Don't worry I will keep it on the DL. Don't want to ruin your rep around here. ::lipsealed::
I had no choice but to become tough. Lived with a guy for 5 years who liked to use me as a punching bag. Till I learned to fight back. And win.
I can understand that. I will never understand why a guy would abuse the women he supposedly loves. My ex didn't get physical very often. It seemed to get worse over the years. But he was very emotionally abusive. Still is. His currenty GF is smart, makes money, attractive and very insecure. Just his type. I would never give in and that is why we battled so much. Things were either great with us or horrible. no in between. My ex is a walking bagof issues. He isa psychiatrist's wet dream. Too badhe will only see one long enought to get drugs.
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#60
thekid65 Wrote:Dunno why any self-respecting dude would ever lay his hands on a wench without be invited to.
Ask Douchass. She had her kids taken by DFACS for fingering her daughters in 2003.
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