GREETINGS MOCK FAMILY

[Middle Finger]

Although she might break down for a hot quicky in front of a fire or in a bathtub.

In a New York minute !

::bigg::

[Duchess]

I was going batshit without my therapeutic forum.

I know someone who pays 175.00 a pop once a week, same day, same time, for years now, tochat with her therapist...You & I just come here...Heh..Heh

[Duchess]

Given that this is my thread, I'm taking the liberty of hijacking it.

By now everyone has seen the bit of fun that my friends had at Moose's expense on Sunday...It didn't end there...After the game some of them were gathered around the kitchen island & one of them was choosing Moose posts at random & reading aloud to the rest of us, before long a couple others joined in being the voices of other Mockers, that in itself was funnier than you can imagine but, the best comedic moment was yet to come...Let me set the stage...Several weeks ago, as a joke, someone put a set of fake reindeer antlers on one of my horses, I brought them back down to the house and they have been laying in my mudroom ever since...The voice of Moose runs into the mudroom, puts the antlers on his head and returns to the kitchen bellowing, "I OWN YOU BITCHES", Hahahaha...I thought I was gonna succumb to a laughing death & in that moment I knew I would never again look at Moose as Mock's biggest asshole, in reality he is Mock's biggest joke...I cannot even glance at his avatar now without breaking into laughter...I have much more to tell but, it's in regards to his pedephile, sex offending wife & I'm saving that gem for another time.

[ramseycat]

Aw come on Duch, spill it. You can't throw that out there and then make us wait.

I can totally picture everyone in your kitchen acting out the Mock's. hahahaaa that must have been the funniest thing ever!! You should have taped it.

[Middle Finger]

[user=29]Duchess[/user] wrote:

After the game some of them were gathered around the kitchen island & one of them was choosing Moose posts at random & reading aloud to the rest of us, before long a couple others joined in being the voices of other Mockers, that in itself was funnier than you can imagine

::laugh:: That must have been real funny ...

[Sinister]

couple others joined in being the voices of other Mockers,

Did anyone do me, and if so, how did they do?

[AnonyMoose]

Given that this is my thread, I'm taking the liberty of hijacking it.

By now everyone has seen the bit of fun that my friends had at Moose's expense on Sunday...It didn't end there...After the game some of them were gathered around the kitchen island & one of them was choosing Moose posts at random & reading aloud to the rest of us, before long a couple others joined in being the voices of other Mockers, that in itself was funnier than you can imagine but, the best comedic moment was yet to come...Let me set the stage...Several weeks ago, as a joke, someone put a set of fake reindeer antlers on one of my horses, I brought them back down to the house and they have been laying in my mudroom ever since...The voice of Moose runs into the mudroom, puts the antlers on his head and returns to the kitchen bellowing, "I OWN YOU BITCHES", Hahahaha...I thought I was gonna succumb to a laughing death & in that moment I knew I would never again look at Moose as Mock's biggest asshole, in reality he is Mock's biggest joke...I cannot even glance at his avatar now without breaking into laughter...I have much more to tell but, it's in regards to his pedephile, sex offending wife & I'm saving that gem for another time.

The more you act like I don't own your whore ass, the more apparent I do. I'm just blown away that you could be so dense as to think normal folks want to go to your house to surf an internet site.

[Duchess]

Well, goddamn it...Could ya crank it up a notch or two Moose...There's another big game Sunday.

[QueenBee]

So, it is 7 days into the new year. Anyone really pissed off by anything yet?

[Sinister]

So, it is 7 days into the new year. Anyone really pissed off by anything yet?

I know you didn't mean for me to answer this question. I'm always pissed off about something.

[AnonyMoose]

So, it is 7 days into the new year. Anyone really pissed off by anything yet?

Nah. My life is pretty perfect, actually. I can act angry on mock if you need me to, though. ::lmao::

[Sinister]

So, it is 7 days into the new year. Anyone really pissed off by anything yet?

Nah. My life is pretty perfect, actually.

Plans A and/or B are puttingout for you lately? ::rolllaugh::

[ramseycat]

So, it is 7 days into the new year. Anyone really pissed off by anything yet?

I know you didn't mean for me to answer this question. I'm always pissed off about something.

Feel free to share.....I would love to hear it.

I am pissed off that yet again my freakin son is behind in his fucking homework. I have to be on him like white on rice or he doesn't get shit done. I know it's hard for some of you Mockers (Moose) to believe but I passed the 6^th grade. I dont' want to have to do that work again. Fuckin A!! :;beat::

[AnonyMoose]

So, it is 7 days into the new year. Anyone really pissed off by anything yet?

Nah. My life is pretty perfect, actually.

Plans A and/or B are puttingout for you lately? ::rolllaugh::

Plan A is about to next week.

[Sinister]

So, it is 7 days into the new year. Anyone really pissed off by anything yet?

Nah. My life is pretty perfect, actually.

Plans A and/or B are puttingout for you lately? ::rolllaugh::

Plan A is about to next week.

Well ain't you the lucky one....asshole.

[AnonyMoose]

[user=7]Sinister[/user] wrote:

Well ain't you the lucky one....asshole.

That's ONE target area. ::lmao::