To my good friend Poophole

[Lady Cop]

:shock:

have a white trash Christmas (0 replies - 48 views) Sat Nov 29^th, 2008

:lmao: http://www.toonedin.com/movies/WhiteTrashXmas.html ...

[LuMPyPussy]

Yes Maggot the memories. These family get together's always warm the heart. Hell we even do a family reunion every year. The hole family tree shows up, I mean every last uncle, aunt, child and cousin. All fucking 7 of us are there can you believe that? Then the moonshine starts flowing and the next thing ya know there's Eddie with his pants down again. But that's ok on account that I have a hard time pleasing my woman, on account of my little dick and all. Momma always told me, as she was pulling on it when I was a child, that it would grow some day. But Mamma lied. Now that I think about that it pisses me off. I don't think I am gunna lick her vibrator clean for her tonight, that lying bitch.

It's better with the crusties left on.::thumbs::

[Middle Finger]

Mother fucker ...

[F.U.]

It's better with the crusties left on.::thumbs::

I don't know about that LMPP. After all the crusties make for a greataddition tomy bologna, peanut butter and fried egg sandwich. You really aught try it some time, it is quite tasty ya know.

[Duchess]

Hear me heave ?!!

[sally]

We would be doing a big favor for the enviroment and our health if evryone hunted their own meat, just dont hang the fucker on your wall trailer trash!

What dumbfuck voted for this tree-huggin', stupid post???? ::batguy::

Your momma.

I take it that means you? Typical that you would vote for an ignorant post that isn't even spelled correctly. My contention that you are the dumbest and stupidest person to ever walk the face of the planet is proven by your dense and retarded comment here. You must be 13 years old and a spastic combined.

I vote Silly as the most retarded, inept, mentally lacking bonehead idiot ever to haunt Mock since its inception.

All in favor?

You have no buisness calling anyone dumb. I'll let you in on a little secret, I cant vote for my own post asshole.

[AnonyMoose]

You have no buisness calling anyone dumb. I'll let you in on a little secret, I cant vote for my own post asshole.

You made more than one account, eh?

[sally]

You have no buisness calling anyone dumb. I'll let you in on a little secret, I cant vote for my own post asshole.

You made more than one account, eh?

Yeah I made up another account under your momma just so I can vote for my own posts. Actually, I have multiple identities. You can see them all if you scroll down to newest members.

[LuMPyPussy]

Actually, I'm Sally. Or she's me.

It gets confusing.

[Cynical Ninja]

Well good evening Poophole.
I am in an exceptionally good mood tonight ya british taint. Ya see I dropped 2 of those poor defenseless creatures today . I had to lay and wait for 12 damn hours, But I got those fuckers I did. Good hits too, blew the top of their fucking hearts right out their sides. I just wish I had brought the 7.62 along. I could have blasted a hundred of Bambi. Hell while you were hiding behind your computer, I was hiding behind a tree. Just sitting there doing nothing, but I had my index finger at the ready on the trigger [ and man I have a itchy trigger finger] And my thumb firmly pressed against the safety. Just waiting for the slightest reason to make the move from safe to ready to kill. And I did need this day dearly as its been months since I got the privilege of stopping a heart beat and then viciously removing what is left of it from the chest cavity. After all there's nothing quite like the feeling of a warm slippery heart in your latex covered hand. But don't fret there Hong Kong Phooey, they didn't feel a thing. I hid so damn well, and they were just that stupid that they each just walked right in front of the gun. And the one dropped right in its tracks. Didn't even blink. And the other one didn't make it 20 yards before it went ass over tea cup into a heap. Probably didn't feel a thing, or at least not much. And then I was so dam lazy that I hooked a rope around their necks and drug them to my truck with my fucking quad. Believe that shit poopster? Do you want to se pictures? Gee I hope ya say yes.
And guess what, Tomorrow I am going to donate one of them to the local food pantry for the needy.A guy has to kinda balance stuff out like that ya know. Do all the bad stuff ya want , then once and a while do something good and it makes you look and feel good.So like I said in the beginning, I am in a wonderful mood tonight!
So you take care of yourself there My dear friend. And I hope you have a glorious day .
I would love to stay and chat, but I need to go clean andfondlemy magnificent killing machines. Chow .

:: Reading that yawnsome claptrap was more effective than sleeping pills.

Let me get this straight so your single cell biker brain can comprehend it..........

I COULDN'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT ANIMALS YOU KILL.

There is only one thing more boring than listening to golfer tell you about his day on the course and thats listening to a hunter tell you about his day on the hunt.

FYI - A used to go hare coursing, rabbit shooting, grouse shooting and wood pigeon shooting, then I reached the age of reason and realised how fucking pointless it was for a 21^st century human man to go hunting on a full stomach.

So please, post pictures of the kill, its entrails, its severed head it doesn't bother me in the slightest. I DON'T CARE.

[AnonyMoose]

Yeah I made up another account under your momma

I hope you enjoy being under that fucking scumbag. If she dies on top of you let me know, so I can get a lawyer and sue her estate for everything. That piece of shitbitch owes me blood money. Every penny she ever made would be a good start. Satisfaction would be if she burned in hell for eternity. *

* Vent over. For now.

[F.U.]

Well there is my good friend now. Where have ya ben there poopy, I missed you . I am so glad that you said you wanted to see pics. I would be glad to. After all feeling the love from someone who's opinion I so highly value, such as yourself, Is so very very important to me.
Now sit tight because it might take me a bit to get these pics loaded for you .

[F.U.]

this is the second one. Just looking at my weapon laying there on her still warm corpse kinda gives me a chubby.

[Cynical Ninja]

Well there is my good friend now. Where have ya ben there poopy, I missed you . I am so glad that you said you wanted to see pics. I would be glad to. After all feeling the love from someone who's opinion I so highly value, such as yourself, Is so very very important to me.
Now sit tight because it might take me a bit to get these pics loaded for you .

::dunno::::

[F.U.]

And I was not going to post these pics, but since you asked, who am I to deny you the privilege of seeing headless dear.
Now I did not shoot these deer. But they were shot by a brother, and the poor things were blasted yesterday. Now he also has plenty of tacky deer heads on his wall so he wants to European mount these 2. I guess they shoot and mount deer over there also, who woulda thunk it.

[AnonyMoose]

And I was not going to post these pics, but since you asked, who am I to deny you the privilege of seeing headless dear.
Now I did not shoot these deer. But they were shot by a brother, and the poor things were blasted yesterday. Now he also has plenty of tacky deer heads on his wall so he wants to European mount these 2. I guess they shoot and mount deer over there also, who woulda thunk it.

There isn't much meat on those ones without bodies. ::lmao::

[F.U.]

Now my friend if you would excuse me seeing all these pics again gives me a warm fuzzy feeling in my man parts. Take care over there. And for gods sake make sure your cell phone is charged, One can never be to safe you know.

[Cynical Ninja]

And I was not going to post these pics, but since you asked, who am I to deny you the privilege of seeing headless dear.
Now I did not shoot these deer. But they were shot by a brother, and the poor things were blasted yesterday. Now he also has plenty of tacky deer heads on his wall so he wants to European mount these 2. I guess they shoot and mount deer over there also, who woulda thunk it.

I hope you aren't posting these just for my benefit.

My reaction to them could be summed up thusly - :;wgaf::::rollseyes::

[Sinister]

this is the second one. Just looking at my weapon laying there on her still warm corpse kinda gives me a chubby.

The gun is blocking what looks like an excellent kill zone shot. Is that what I'm seeing? How far away was she? Was she broadside, quartering away, what?

[Cynical Ninja]

Now my friend if you would excuse me seeing all these pics again gives me a warm fuzzy feeling in my man parts. Take care over there. And for gods sake make sure your cell phone is charged, One can never be to safe you know.

I recognise that hilarious mullet, that beer belly and those 80's shades anywhere!

Hello 911JB! ::flip::

How about we reminisce about the good old days using the medium of rhyme again you witless prick?