It should be Friday

[LuMPyPussy]

I've been getting Christmas catalogs almost daily for a few weeks now & I've been thinking Christmas since last weekend, I have job related bs for the holidays that I have to start handling now, do you people have any idea how difficult it is to get my fa la la on when it's 80 something outside...Fuckin' hell

That's tragic, I don't know how you cope. ::aww::

[Duchess]

That's tragic, I don't know how you cope. ::aww::

Easy...I come here & spend time with all you warped motherfuckers & smoke weed.

[Maggot]

Friday has been extra special today, I went to the gym with a couple other guys to play some basketball and as I'm getting closer to the court I hear these women grunting "Aghhhh!" Ooooogh" "yesssss" Arghhhgh! and it is getting louder as I get closer. It sounded really sexual. As I go by these little windows the college female tennis players are there Grunting and screaming in these tight little short shorts. There must have been 20 of em. all sweating, grunting and generally being very vocal. As I stood there staring through these little 4" windows at them I lost track of why I was there and became hypnotized by their screams and cries of victory.

There we were 4 of us looking through this wall of glass transfixed by the action. We snapped out of it and went off dragging our nuts. I have never heard such a spectacle and will remember that sound till the day I die. I could listen to that all day long. I now know how those sailor's in Greek history never made it past the sirens of yore.

Happy Friday everyone!