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What women need...

Poll: Do women need men for home repair, etc?
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Yes, I'm just a delicate little flower.
33.33%
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Yes, but only for the messy stuff I don't want to do.
33.33%
 3 33.33%
No, I'm more than capable and I enjoy it.
11.11%
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No, men are assholes.
22.22%
 2 22.22%
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What women need...
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#41
08-16-2009, 11:33 AM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Jesus Christ, how do you have a shit so big it blocks the toilet? ::blink::
Please, let me refer you back to last Thanksgiving morning...Ring any bells ?...It was the first time in 10 yrs. someone had needed help & wouldn't you know it, it was Thanksgiving morning of all days. ::dlaugh::
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08-16-2009, 11:51 AM
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LuMPyPussy Wrote:Jesus Christ, how do you have a shit so big it blocks the toilet? ::blink::
Please, let me refer you back to last Thanksgiving morning...Ring any bells ?...It was the first time in 10 yrs. someone had needed help & wouldn't you know it, it was Thanksgiving morning of all days. ::dlaugh::
Nope, I don't remember clogging the toilet with a giant shit. Maybe too much toilet paper with a big poo but I've never gone three days without a bowel movement. That's horrifying!
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#43
08-16-2009, 12:02 PM
I watched a program on television the day about the poor sods who keep our sewers flowing.
Apparently baby wipes/face wipes block more toilets than humungus richards.
Gross init::bvomit::
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#44
08-16-2009, 12:08 PM
I did not see this option in the "What women need" title, Oh well.......I guess.::blink::
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08-16-2009, 03:41 PM
Middle Finger Wrote:
sally Wrote:
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sally Wrote:He just doesn't like to clean or fix stuff.
What the fuck did you marry? A lazy, retarded, man-child? ::nuts::
He's a state licensed contractor and built our house, he just doesn't like to fix stuff::dunno::. Not everyone is a bored old man like you,walking around the house with a hammer in their hand looking for something to work on.

I meant, what the fuck did you marry, a lazy, state licensed, retarded man-child?

He's not lazy or retarded, he works and can afford to hire someone to fix something if it breaks. I'll agree that he behaves like a child though. Oh well thats who I married and I'm sticking with him.

I just got all new granite and furniture and I'm happy he hired someone to put the granite in and I'm happy he didn't try to carve the living room furniture out of wood himself.




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#46
08-16-2009, 10:03 PM
At least I got the man-child part right. That was the main point. See, we can have a meeting of the minds.
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08-28-2009, 02:49 PM
Oh yeah sure! women can handle all of the work men do

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