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#21
12-30-2009, 07:06 PM
My pants hang down like that because my belly is too damn fat for my pants and they slide down.
Round these parts it's just plumbers crack, but tomorrow when I peel my lard ass off the couch I'll be "busting a sag".
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12-30-2009, 09:24 PM
(12-30-2009, 07:06 PM)twisteroo Wrote: My pants hang down like that because my belly is too damn fat for my pants and they slide down.
Round these parts it's just plumbers crack, but tomorrow when I peel my lard ass off the couch I'll be "busting a sag".

'Busting a sag' involves more than showing the crack of your ass. Besides, you probably pull your pants back up sometimes. These dipshits do it on purpose. I think they tie a string to their dick and attach it to a belt loop or something. It's ridiculous.
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12-30-2009, 09:24 PM
(12-30-2009, 06:20 PM)D Wrote: The funny thing is, we actually saw this happen recently downtown, which is where he got the material. This kid couldn't run for shit, and the cops thunked him good with their night sticks. Was funny as shit. He robbed the damned liquor store for $180 and a fifth of rum. And got nailed 3 whole blocks away. Dumb dumb dumb.

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12-31-2009, 10:44 AM
(12-30-2009, 09:24 PM)SyberBitch Wrote:
(12-30-2009, 07:06 PM)twisteroo Wrote: My pants hang down like that because my belly is too damn fat for my pants and they slide down.
Round these parts it's just plumbers crack, but tomorrow when I peel my lard ass off the couch I'll be "busting a sag".

'Busting a sag' involves more than showing the crack of your ass. Besides, you probably pull your pants back up sometimes. These dipshits do it on purpose. I think they tie a string to their dick and attach it to a belt loop or something. It's ridiculous.

Over here young guys that dress like that wear two pairs of jeans... and they both hang down their fucking arse.

...I don't get itSmiley_emoticons_slash
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01-01-2010, 09:20 AM
(12-30-2009, 09:24 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: I think they tie a string to their dick and attach it to a belt loop or something.
I can see tying a string to your dick and belt loop, but not for a fashion statement. I wonder how tight it should be?
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01-01-2010, 07:53 PM
(01-01-2010, 09:20 AM)twisteroo Wrote:
(12-30-2009, 09:24 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: I think they tie a string to their dick and attach it to a belt loop or something.
I can see tying a string to your dick and belt loop, but not for a fashion statement. I wonder how tight it should be?

For those assholes? VERY. 113
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#27
01-02-2010, 05:33 PM
I might try a bungee cord to start.
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