Breast is best?

[The Antagonist]

I had a BB gun and Planet of the Apes dolls. Barbie and Ken but G.I.Joe used to come around when Ken was at work. I also had this Medieval Castle play-set and Bryer horses.

[SyberBitch]

If I were a chick I'd probably be just like Duchess.
Actually I am just like Duchess, I just control it a little better in public.
Actually pregnant women are pretty much a turn off for me, and if I were a chick and playing around with a guy would get me knocked up and that would happen to my body......hell no!!!
I'd go gay if I really needed affection.

Kids are just a royal pain in my ass.
But I'm always up for a good chicken soup receipe anyway.

That's pretty much why I waited until I was in my 30s before I started trying to have a kid. It was probably a mistake though, because your body recovers from having a kid more easily when you're younger instead of waiting.

I was also 'kid shy', because most of the little kids I had known in my life were awful. It took me a while to realize that it IS possible to raise kids so that they are fun to be around instead of little spawn from hell. I *STILL* don't like most kids, but my son is pretty awesome. I've never met a person who didn't like him and I've never regretted having him.

[SyberBitch]

I am NOT asking you. I was asking Duchess and you said why do I think having kids is required or some such nonsense. I should have quoted you. OH well.

Have you been slipping a little something extra into the Hot Chocolate?

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Every argument against Gay Marriage is stupid.

[The Antagonist]

I am NOT asking you. I was asking Duchess and you said why do I think having kids is required or some such nonsense. I should have quoted you. OH well.

Have you been slipping a little something extra into the Hot Chocolate?

She's a fucking retard is why. Why my name is in a question directed toward Duchess is even more bizarre. Retard bizarre.

She must have broken up with the boy toy and now has her sites on Twistie. I don't for one minute believe the boy toy was a made up story. She's not bright enough to make up that kind of detail.

Watch it Twistie! She waits for Sadie Hawkins day and you're only across the state!

[twisteroo]

I had a BB gun and Planet of the Apes dolls. Barbie and Ken but G.I.Joe used to come around when Ken was at work. I also had this Medieval Castle play-set and Bryer horses.

If you still have the BB gun and the planet of apes dolls you might just be my new best friend.

I remember tying Stretch Armstrong to a tree and having a firing squad with .22s. That tree almost died.

[ramseycat]

I am NOT asking you. I was asking Duchess and you said why do I think having kids is required or some such nonsense. I should have quoted you. OH well.

Have you been slipping a little something extra into the Hot Chocolate?

No but that's not a bad idea.

[SyberBitch]

I had a BB gun and Planet of the Apes dolls. Barbie and Ken but G.I.Joe used to come around when Ken was at work. I also had this Medieval Castle play-set and Bryer horses.

If you still have the BB gun and the planet of apes dolls you might just be my new best friend.

I remember tying Stretch Armstrong to a tree and having a firing squad with .22s. That tree almost died.

Wait... what? Where did that post come from? How do I miss shit like this?

[The Antagonist]

I had a BB gun and Planet of the Apes dolls. Barbie and Ken but G.I.Joe used to come around when Ken was at work. I also had this Medieval Castle play-set and Bryer horses.

If you still have the BB gun and the planet of apes dolls you might just be my new best friend.

I remember tying Stretch Armstrong to a tree and having a firing squad with .22s. That tree almost died.

I don't have the BB gun. Got rid of it 10 years ago.
My brother still has the POTA dolls. I made some "raunchy" photos of them one time. I gotta see if I still have them. Brother won't fork over the dolls. I got a feeling he sold them - the bastard.

G.I.Joe is gone
Ken is gone
I still have Barbie but she's a dirty street whore now.

[LuMPyPussy]

No, it was the fear of a kid coming out looking like you that stopped me. Remember when you posted your pic I asked if you had Campbell blood? There ya go, cheese doodles run in the family. I couldn't bear it if I squirt out a kid that looked like Cheeze Doodles and Spam.

I think this bile hints at much deeper psychological issues bubbling under the surface, I think Ant has a special room containing nothing but an empty crib where she goes to cry sometimes. Whenever she sees a happy mother pushing a buggy down the street she digs her fingernails into her palm until she draws blood, thinking of what might have been.

Every Christmas day is a nightmare, because without the laughter and happiness of children what is the point? As she rides her little child substitute, her horsey, alone she comtemplates that when she dies there will be nobody left to remember her. Maybe this was natures way of sorting the wheat from the chaff in the genepool? but something somewhere decided that this bitter womens seed should go wasted and unsown, sealing her inevitable descent into nothingness.

Holy shit, OP... ::scared::

That's nothing that wasn't spewed at me at one point in here, OP just said it a little more eloquently.

[twisteroo]

G.I.Joe is gone
Ken is gone
I still have Barbie but she's a dirty street whore now.

Don't kid yourself, she was always a dirty street whore.
Where do you think that Corvette came from?

[The Antagonist]

LOL! G.I. Joe gave it to her.

I got two Barbies.... the one with the big blonde afro and the first one that was 'bendable'.

[SyberBitch]

G.I.Joe is gone
Ken is gone
I still have Barbie but she's a dirty street whore now.

Don't kid yourself, she was always a dirty street whore.
Where do you think that Corvette came from?

My sister and I came up with the idea to produce a line of 'naughty' Barbie-type dolls, back when we were kids in the early 80s.

We made up a whole set... 'Street Smart Anni', 'Biker Bitch Betty', 'Party-Time Sally', there were several others I can't remember now. We could've been rich. :'(

[ramseycat]

G.I.Joe is gone
Ken is gone
I still have Barbie but she's a dirty street whore now.

Don't kid yourself, she was always a dirty street whore.
Where do you think that Corvette came from?

My sister and I came up with the idea to produce a line of 'naughty' Barbie-type dolls, back when we were kids in the early 80s.

We made up a whole set... 'Street Smart Anni', 'Biker Bitch Betty', 'Party-Time Sally', there were several others I can't remember now. We could've been rich. :'(

What the hell is a Part Time Sally? And does Sally know you tried to make a doll after her?

[twisteroo]

LOL! G.I. Joe gave it to her.

I got two Barbies.... the one with the big blonde afro and the first one that was 'bendable'.

I bet the little slut's ankles bend up behind her ears.

[SyberBitch]

What the hell is a Part Time Sally? And does Sally know you tried to make a doll after her?

Sorry, no relation... but it IS kind of funny I guess.

She was supposed to be a 'tart', with very revealing clothes.

Each doll was supposed to come with its own little accessories... the accessory for her was a beer keg. ::lol::

[Middle Finger]

No, it was the fear of a kid coming out looking like you that stopped me. Remember when you posted your pic I asked if you had Campbell blood? There ya go, cheese doodles run in the family. I couldn't bear it if I squirt out a kid that looked like Cheeze Doodles and Spam.

I think this bile hints at much deeper psychological issues bubbling under the surface, I think Ant has a special room containing nothing but an empty crib where she goes to cry sometimes. Whenever she sees a happy mother pushing a buggy down the street she digs her fingernails into her palm until she draws blood, thinking of what might have been.

Every Christmas day is a nightmare, because without the laughter and happiness of children what is the point? As she rides her little child substitute, her horsey, alone she comtemplates that when she dies there will be nobody left to remember her. Maybe this was natures way of sorting the wheat from the chaff in the genepool? but something somewhere decided that this bitter womens seed should go wasted and unsown, sealing her inevitable descent into nothingness.

Holy shit, OP... ::scared::

That's nothing that wasn't spewed at me at one point in here, OP just said it a little more eloquently.

Woe Is Me strikes again.

[Lady Cop]

mommy goes to walmart barbie

   

[Maggot]

mommy goes to walmart barbie

Voodoo Barbie? Me and my pet midget play that!

[SyberBitch]

mommy goes to walmart barbie

Yeah, we had a pregnant one... can't remember what she was called though.