Two Lumps & Other Twice Divorced Losers

[Duchess]

Disposable Douche aren't cosmopolitan enough to know any of them.

I'm not cosmopolitan 'cuz I don't know any racist jokes ?...Hahaha...You are one fucked up individual.

[Duchess]

And staying in the trailor park has got to be tough.

Do you get to shower every day?

My trailor park is VERY tough...The neighbors tend to complain when I play my music too loud & I am often scolded for letting my children play in the streets here.

I can bathe daily as long as I'm willing to carry the water filled buckets in from our outdoor pump.

[LuMPyPussy]

I'm so trashy, we spell our trailer park with an 'e'. None of that fancy, high falutin' "o" in my neck of the woods.

[Duchess]

...Jesus Christ

[Julie]

Why? You admitted you grew up in the US, in NY specifically. You admitted your parents are Caribbean and Ant is familiar with the ghetto your people live at in NY.

I grew up in a Caribbean neighborhood and spent many summers in the Caribbean. From a cultural perspective, growing up in my neighborhood was very much like growing up in the Caribbean.

Our house had three floors, four bathrooms, a nice lawn, & a pool in a huge back yard + a 2 car garage.

You don't consider yourself American?

Yes, I do. I have a US birth certificate, it's just that the stereotypes for Black Americans and Caribbean Black Americans are way different.

I am really bored with the ghetto welfare broad nose kinky hair stuff that the Losers are pulling out of their asses. (I am surprised that they are comfortable making those jokes because I saw a pic of Zenith - who they claim to love. She definitely has some of the physical features they were trying to make fun of.)

Some of the Caribbean "jokes" are way more funny, but I am thinking that Lumpy Loser & Disposable Douche aren't cosmopolitan enough to know any of them.

Or did you join the military just to meet men?

I was in the Navy, not good for meeting men. Besides, I had a preference for Marines.

I'm not even going to bother with that ridiculous fantasy of your dream house, I mean, come on! ::lol::

I am just telling you fart-breathed fools A LITTLE about how I grew up. I had a pretty nice life growing up & my husband and I have made a nice life for ourselves. Why is a decent house / backyard and an intact family a "fantasy dream"? I think that your point of view speaks volumes about the type of person you are & the life you lead / have led. (Then again - life ain't fair...which is why bras come in different sizes.)

When most legal immigrants came to the USA back in the 60s and 70s, they did not come from poor families & they did not come to FAIL. My parents came here to attend school & they worked for what they had.

I don't care that you think I'm a snob. I am the first generation American from a Caribbean family who has worked hard to get where we are today. I'm sure most people here are merely joking around with their mocks but a few, especially you are serious... calling me "uppity" and "snobbish" because I have exceeded what you think my station in life should be. Bottom line: You are a bitter, lonely woman.

Anyway, My "dream" house is quite different than the house I grew up in - lol. There were FIVE of us kids in there & I am the oldest. If anyone is familiar with Caribbean culture & the way Caribbean parents roll - you'll know what that means (So there's a bit of ammo for you. I am hoping for some new and interesting mocks from the more intelligent & cosmopolitan members here....LumpyDouche, I don't expect you to ante up. You'll keep going on with mocks which, culturally speaking, do not even apply to me...but more apply to your pal Zenith. Ant may have some spark here. She seems smarter.)

But that "I was in the Navy, not good for meeting men."

Clearly you have never served a day in uniform, because anyone who had would know precisely what I meant. I'll break it down dimwit dummy style for ya: As a woman, if you want to hook a marriageable military man your best bet is to NOT to be active duty in the military. Those men tend to not date military women....at least not seriously.

A mitigating factor was also this ...and this is going to sound mean as hell... (and I hope no guys here are ex-Navy)... but, I never really viewed most of the navy guys as "men". I saw the Marines as "men."


PS LumpDump- I noted how you skipped right over the comments about Zenith. Yeah - ya'll fuct up. You love Zenith, but she looks pretty "African" & you made fun of certain aspects of her appearance when you tried to mock me.

[Cynical Ninja]

FYI Julie the Nubian princess.

I've seen photographs of Duch's house and its fecking huge, so you might want to quit the trailer park trash it makes you sound even more like a fuckwit.

Have a go at me if you like, I live in a lowly 3 bedroom semi detached house in a semi rural area.

[LuMPyPussy]

This says it all about Julie:

As a woman, if you want to hook a marriageable military man your best bet is to NOT to be active duty in the military. Those men tend to not date military women....at least not seriously.

Hook a marriageable man? I didn't say that, but it's interesting that's how you took it.

And I've got nothing against loving families living in nice houses... I just don't believe you when you described yours. You, your four siblings, your mother and father and god knows how many other relatives were probably crowded into a two bedroom apartment in your 'Caribbean" ghetto.

[Julie]

And staying in the trailor park has got to be tough.

Do you get to shower every day?

My trailor park is VERY tough...The neighbors tend to complain when I play my music too loud & I am often scolded for letting my children play in the streets here.

I can bathe daily as long as I'm willing to carry the water filled buckets in from our outdoor pump.

Nice.

I like the trailor people.

They are just so real.

[Julie]

FYI Julie the Nubian princess.

I've seen photographs of Duch's house and its fecking huge, so you might want to quit the trailer park trash it makes you sound even more like a fuckwit.

Have a go at me if you like, I live in a lowly 3 bedroom semi detached house in a semi rural area.

I don't need to know about Douche's huge, empty house... mmkay?

My trailor trash referneces are really more for the Lumpy portion of the machine that is LumpyDouche.

[LuMPyPussy]

Oh yeah, as for Zenith? I've seen several photos of her and she's flat out beautiful. And you can see an inner beauty shining through as well. You? You'd crack the camera lens. This isn't about skin color, this is about you being a filthy, nasty bitch that hates herself and takes it out on anonymous strangers in forums.

[Julie]

Disposable Douche aren't cosmopolitan enough to know any of them.

I'm not cosmopolitan 'cuz I don't know any racist jokes ?...Hahaha...You are one fucked up individual.

Nope, the reason you don't know a wider variety of racist jokes is because you are not cosmopolitan.

RIF wenchie.

[Julie]

This says it all about Julie:

As a woman, if you want to hook a marriageable military man your best bet is to NOT to be active duty in the military. Those men tend to not date military women....at least not seriously.

Hook a marriageable man? I didn't say that, but it's interesting that's how you took it.

And I've got nothing against loving families living in nice houses... I just don't believe you when you described yours. You, your four siblings, your mother and father and god knows how many other relatives were probably crowded into a two bedroom apartment in your 'Caribbean" ghetto.

That's not any better than what you had before Lumpy...but then again - I predicted this. ::lol::

[Cynical Ninja]

So Neo Nazi's are cosmopolitan then?, they know a lot of racist jokes.

[LuMPyPussy]

So Neo Nazi's are cosmopolitan then?, they know a lot of racist jokes.

They would be to a slum dweller.

[Julie]

Oh yeah, as for Zenith? I've seen several photos of her and she's flat out beautiful. And you can see an inner beauty shining through as well.

Ok... are you for real? ::lol::

I'm sure Zenith is a nice woman. but ...that sauce was a bit thick.

This isn't about skin color, this is about you being a filthy, nasty bitch that hates herself and takes it out on anonymous strangers in forums and discusses them off forum via email, IM, and telephone.

Damn...were you seated near a reflective surface when you typed that?

You forgot to add and discusses them off forum via email, IM, and telephone. I fixed it fer ya pun'kin.

[Duchess]

Nope, the reason you don't know a wider variety of racist jokes is because you are not cosmopolitan.

I suppose it never occurred to you that the reason I don't know any racist jokes is because I'm not racist.

Woe is me ~ Ima a hayseed...

[Julie]

This says it all about Julie:

As a woman, if you want to hook a marriageable military man your best bet is to NOT to be active duty in the military. Those men tend to not date military women....at least not seriously.

Hook a marriageable man? I didn't say that, but it's interesting that's how you took it.

Yes - that is how I took what you said. You're the twice fuct serial wife of the forum - so I tried to frame it from your point of reference...just trying to be nice .

And I've got nothing against loving families living in nice houses... I just don't believe you when you described yours. You, your four siblings, your mother and father and god knows how many other relatives were probably crowded into a two bedroom apartment in your 'Caribbean" ghetto.

We had an apartment when it was just me. My aunt and uncle owned the building


You really have to get a little better @ this. There are cultural stereotypes for us Caribbean folks which would make great mock material.

[Middle Finger]

this is about you being a filthy, nasty bitch that hates herself and takes it out on anonymous strangers in forums.

No offense, but that reminded me of you when I read it.

[Julie]

I'll give you a hint - The comedy show "In Living Color" used to do skits about Caribbean people who immigrate to the US that would cause folks go between shock & hysterical laughter.

[LuMPyPussy]

this is about you being a filthy, nasty bitch that hates herself and takes it out on anonymous strangers in forums.

No offense, but that reminded me of you when I read it.

Of course it would, Mr Obsessive. You're so focused on me that you even had to mention me in your rep comment to Duchess. I'm the center of yours and Julie's internet universe and you two apparently can't even read someone else's comments without me springing to mind.