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You really need a good slap in the head for that lame one! Make me read that.............you suck.

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What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow?





Brauwnnn chickca brauwnnnn cowwwww....brauwnnn chickca brauwnnn cowwwww (that cheezy porno music)

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(05-11-2011 11:58 PM)kitty1 Wrote:  Brauwnnn chickca brauwnnnn cowwwww....brauwnnn chickca brauwnnn cowwwww (that cheezy porno music)

Kitty1....Please don't disappoint your dog, he thinks so highly of you....

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(05-12-2011 12:04 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote:  

(05-11-2011 11:58 PM)kitty1 Wrote:  Brauwnnn chickca brauwnnnn cowwwww....brauwnnn chickca brauwnnn cowwwww (that cheezy porno music)

Kitty1....Please don't disappoint your dog, he thinks so highly of you....

Zero are you telling me that you didn't laugh at that? Are you saying my riddle sucked? If you're familiar with porn music then you should've giggled a little. And NO I'm not a porno freak, but yes I've seen a few.

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I guess it lost something in its translation; but next time I watch porn I will pay closer attention to the soundtrack...

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(05-12-2011 12:56 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote:  I guess it lost something in its translation; but next time I watch porn I will pay closer attention to the soundtrack...

I knew I was taking a risk with it. I have to sing it for it to really work. Oh well...I wish I could delete because I will probably catch hell for it.

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This is horrible!

"A Farewell to Arms" is Ernest Hemingway's novel about an American soldier in Italy during World War I. He falls in love with a nurse in the hospital, decides to go AWOL, and rows all night with her in a boat from Italy to Switzerland to evade the authorities.

His girl friend was sitting in the stern of the boat, and he was rowing in the middle. At one point he said, "Cath, I love you."

She said, "Pardon?"

He said, "I said I love you."

She still didn't hear him, so he removed an oar from the lock, moved up to the stern, resumed steering the boat from that position, and said again, "I love you."

She said, "I love you too, but why are you standing there sculling when you can do so much better rowing where you were?"

He said, "You are undoubtedly right: I just sculled to say I love you."

Post: #24

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?



Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Post: #25

Is it just me or are my jokes better than everyone elses?

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(05-12-2011 08:26 PM)sally Wrote:  Is it just me or are my jokes better than everyone elses?

You illiterate bitch.........read the title!

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There was this fucking hick okay? and he couldn't understand the solution of a simple probability problem even though everyone else did, no matter how many times he had it explained him he still couldn't get his milkshake of a brain around the concept that two chances are better one.

The solution gave you a ⁵⁰⁄₅₀ chance followed by another ⁴⁹⁄₅₀ chance, his "solution" only gave you one ⁵⁰⁄₅₀ chance.

Oh wait that wasn't a joke that actually happened in real life.