+your daily weather report+

[Midwest Spy]

-8F this morning under crisp Canadian high pressure.

Cheers!

[Carsman]

Well, finally got settled in here today in the "82" degree weather, man, it's HOT!

Yeah well.............I hope you get the Cuban athletes foot the kind that gets you kicked outta the bungalow or whatever the hell you call that place. Oh yeah, "The Villa" I hope Bob Villaez Muanno De Catra finds a family of snakes in your BBQ grill.

I Knew that would get a reply, anyway, already got "Amecican" atheletes foot, (it's better then the Cuban) thank you very much, and fire up the grill before opening, it just in case!

[Maggot]

Just so you know, snakes eat mice, and I hate mice. I was just messing around with my band saws and sanders and drill presses in my barn, starting them up because some dum-dum did not start them for a few months and a couple had a big pile of mice stuff stuck around the pulleys and belts and such.
I think I'm gonna get a Tom Cat for Christmas.
The kind you get in a bar late @ night.
One that's short and sweet and smooth like a pussy.
Something that fits "just right"
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[FAHQTOO]

It's too cold. My nipples are going to shatter like glass.
It's way colder where MS is...I. bet his wiener is shrunk up inside his vagina by now.

[ramseycat]

In sick of rain. And gray skies. I need sunshine!!!!

[Duchess]

It's snowing its ass off here. It's always so beautiful on the farm when it snows but I'm over it. It snowed on Sunday too. I never got snow like this all the years I lusted for it.

[Clang McFly]

I won't chuckle at your expense. I grew up in the North Country. I know what it's like to have months & months of freezing temps and snow on the ground. My Mom taught us all to ski as soon as we were able to walk and keep our balance. I probably got my love of the outdoors from her. You have to develop interests in outside fun when you live in a place that has winter weather for more than half the year.

I went to college in the North Country,its where i developed my indoor fun of sleeping, tv, Internet, and not freezing my ample ass off.

[Midwest Spy]

It's way colder where MS is...I. bet his wiener is shrunk up inside his vagina by now.

You're pretty damned close to the truth.

I looked at our extended forecast for the rest of December and we don't have one high temp above 32F coming.

It's like living in a deep freezer.

[ramseycat]

I don't miss that cold at all.

[FAHQTOO]

It's way colder where MS is...I. bet his wiener is shrunk up inside his vagina by now.

You're pretty damned close to the truth.

I looked at our extended forecast for the rest of December and we don't have one high temp above 32F coming.

It's like living in a deep freezer.

Our temps aren't getting any better either for the next 10 days or so.
They're still a bit warmer than yours though.
I actually feel bad for you...it seriously hurts to be outside.

[Cynical Ninja]

The air in Northumberland is so cold breathing it is physically painful.

The sun is so low in the sky at midday it barely casts shadows.

[Duchess]

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

[Duchess]

I've heard more snow is on the way. WTF. I spent years, YEARS, praying for snow and none came, now that I'm over it, it comes.

[Duchess]

It's in the 70's on the first day of Winter. We're doomed.

[Carsman]

It was "85" today, hot enough for the beach, but too busy.

[Maggot]

It was "85" today, hot enough for the beach, but too busy.

Do you ever see any of these around the shed or lawn or in the house?

[Carsman]

It was "85" today, hot enough for the beach, but too busy.

Do you ever see any of these around the shed or lawn or in the house?

Shit Maggs, thanks so much, you sure you're not LC reincarnated? She always did that to me, both in here, & in PM's. (I HATE SNAKES! No, no, really I do)

Now the friggin Iguana's are back to boot! About 4 years ago the temps here fell to below 40 degrees for more then 3 days in a row, and 99.5% of them died off. Well, that friggin .5% has resurfaced!

[F.U.]

Its a beautiful day here in eastern Iowa. The sun just came out after a light dusting [8.5 inches] of snow. winds are light at 15 mph , with nice warm 20*f temps. God I love living in Iowa.

[Duchess]

I would really love to feel excited about snow again.

[Maggot]

Every year I slip and fall on something slippery. I just hate not knowing when. And Carsman just remember as the temps fall a bit those critters like to go inside and sleep with the people.