The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread

[FAHQTOO]

At least women have the decency to flush after a number two poo poo doo doo.

Not exactly. Like Lumpy said, there's always a fewnasty women( if you cancall them that) that makes it bad for the person using thecommode next.Trust me, I'm sure all of us women in here could tell you things we've seen in the women's bathroom that would curl your toes.

[LuMPyPussy]

Like footprints on the toilet seat.

[LuMPyPussy]

Oh yeah... so I'm in my class today and the instructor quotes someone and attributes it to Roy Rogers. Being the twit I am, I interrupted and asked if he meant Roy Rogers or Will Rogers. He quickly assured me he meant Roy and another guy in the class said "Will Rogers!" with a chuckle, like it was the stupidest thing he had ever heard.

Excuse me but since when is a cowboy actor known for his clever use of the English language? Seriously, did I miss something?





Edited for Frank's reading entertainment...

[Middle Finger]

Edited for Frank's reading entertainment...

I don't appreciate that ...

[Middle Finger]

Lumpy, you do have a really good avatar though ...

[ramseycat]

It's Friday!!!

[Duchess]

Cowboy is lookin' at a Jenna's Beach Boy filly !

[LuMPyPussy]

Insomnia again. ::death::

[Lady Cop]

Insomnia again. ::death::

me too, ongoing problem for years. i have tried benadryl and tylenol PM. not much use.i was told years of working nights contributed to screwed-up body clock.

what do you do about it, if anything?

[Duchess]

Throw back a few shots of rum or smoke a doobie.

[ramseycat]

Insomnia again. ::death::

Shit me too. I got up at 4:50. I hate that. But I unloaded the dishwasher and folded the clothes in the dryer so at least I got something done.

[LuMPyPussy]

Insomnia again. ::death::

me too, ongoing problem for years. i have tried benadryl and tylenol PM. not much use.i was told years of working nights contributed to screwed-up body clock.

what do you do about it, if anything?

I usually sleep pretty well except for a bathroom break or two, but the past two nights are really off. That 'class' I took at work really fucked me up... I couldn't say anything right and apparently I'm doing my job incorrectly even though we get inspected several times a year and I've never been written up.

I'm the compulsive type of asshole that's going back to workto research all the shit the instructor claimed I was doing incorrectly and when/if I get documentation that he's wrong, you can bet your ass I'm forwarding it to him.

And there's no fucking way he was quoting cowboy actor Roy fucking Rogers instead of Will Rogers. I can admit I could be doing something incorrectly at work, but when he tries to bullshit his way out of an obvious mistake like that, the rest of his credibility goes down the tubes for me as well.

Yeah, I'm wound just a little too tight sometimes.

[Middle Finger]

Insomnia again. ::death::

Shit me too. I got up at 4:50. I hate that. But I unloaded the dishwasher and folded the clothes in the dryer so at least I got something done.

I you having hot thoughts about me again, causing you to stay awake!? :kiss::

[Middle Finger]

Throw back a few shots of rum or smoke a doobie.

Yeah, copper, smoke a doobie. ::bigg::

[Lady Cop]

Throw back a few shots of rum or smoke a doobie.

Yeah, copper, smoke a doobie. ::bigg::

right after i confiscate your stash for 'evidence'. ::pots::

i bought some "Frank's Hot Sauce" today, it better be good boss! :dude:

[Middle Finger]

Speaking of hot sauce ... there is something about a cutie being all angry and shit when they are on top of you that totally works for me, and pronto. Just sayin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwB7aBu03Iw

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[Duchess]

I must be an old fart :: I'm pretty fuckin' content to sit home on a Friday night...Saturday too.

[The Antagonist]

If I had your home I'd be pretty fucking content too. Nothing wrong with that.

I like being home too. When you make your home someplace you actually enjoy being at, that's a good thing.

I even enjoy 'vacationing' in my yard. I love summer because I can sit in my sky chair under the pergola and read, enjoy watching the dogs play, cats all lying at my feet and then go for a swim at my leisure.

[Duchess]

I even enjoy 'vacationing' in my yard. I love summer because I can sit in my sky chair under the pergola and read, enjoy watching the dogs play, cats all lying at my feet and then go for a swim at my leisure.

That's one of my favorite things to do...I'm not high maintenance at all & it doesn't take a lot to keep me happy...I'm just a simple girl...I couldn't type that last bit with a straight face but, it's true nonetheless.

[The Antagonist]

Yeah simple - all simple girls shop for handbags at Coach and Hermes.