Who/What gets you on your knees?

[Cracker]

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)

"Liberal Christian Protestants" must mean you can have booze. That's the only way this makes sense.

[Mohammed]

What makes sense is that I obviously got to cut back on those Oats!

And there was Amira my mother, telling me "Mohammed me little spanky brat, go and have your Quaker Oats. They're good for you!"

If only she would have known. Then again, maybe it was me and she actually ment Goats all this time. What a disasterous misunderstanding indeed!

[Cracker]

What makes sense is that I obviously got to cut back on those Oats!

And there was Amira my mother, telling me "Mohammed me little spanky brat, go and have your Quaker Oats. They're good for you!"

If only she would have known. Then again, maybe it was me and she actually ment Goats all this time. What a disasterous misunderstanding indeed!

You're a loony lib, alas, I can't help but like you.

[Maggot]

What is this one?

5. Baha'i Faith (90%)

[Cracker]

What is this one?

5. Baha'i Faith (90%)

Goat fuckers. Step down from camel fuckers.

"Bahá’u’lláh claimed to be nothing less than a new and independent Messenger from God. His life, work, and influence parallel that of Abraham, Krishna, Moses, Zoroaster, Buddha, Christ, and Muhammad. Bahá’ís view Bahá’u’lláh as the most recent in this succession of divine Messengers."

Crazy mutherfuckers. They are like Jehovah's Witnesses and Muslims mixed with Krishnas. Good luck with that.

Maggot, It's time we had a talk about laying off the weed. It has finally fucked your brain seven ways to Sunday.

[sally]

What is this one?

5. Baha'i Faith (90%)

Those are the freaks that MF used to argue with for hours over at 24. I'm not sure if Frank still spends his days harassing the Bahai's or not, I haven't visited there in a while.