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04-12-2011, 08:41 AM
(04-11-2011, 06:47 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Fact.
"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it." - George Bernard Shaw
04-12-2011, 09:10 PM
I need the hot stuttered breath in my ear and the wanton noodles warm and sticky. The smell of perfumed naval and a bit of nibble. But thats me.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
04-12-2011, 09:27 PM
(04-11-2011, 10:05 AM)AriGold Wrote: People who use 'U' instead of 'you', 'R' instead of 'are' and who type in all sorts of Tourette's Syndrome-induced sporradic caps lock usage like so: U r So GoiNg 2 HelL 4 TaWKinG aB0uT JeSuS LIkE ThaT!!!!111@ (Yes, I'm taking about you JsMom) Great post, Ari. Anybody who tries to share Christianity over the Internet should die (and be reborn, of course). We have read the Book people, give it a rest already. It's not that we dislike the religious fairy tales, we just don't want to give up Sundays to spend with Christians... 
04-12-2011, 11:59 PM
People who pick chewed potato chips out of their back teeth and then lick them off their index finger.
People who dig into their ears or pick their eye boogers and then examine the gunk on their finger. People who say "I got THE diarrhea" Women who say "when I was pregnant FOR Billy" instead of WITH billy. People who say "I'm done posting on this stupid fuckin site...you'll never hear from me again assholes"! They always come back! 
04-13-2011, 12:14 AM
People who are in line BEHIND me at the supermarket and jump in front of me when a new checkstand opens (and the asshole clerks that let that happen).
People who post shit on the internet and then get pissed off when they find out it's not *hush hush* private. People who can't see that this country is run by two dicatatorships (Republicans and Democrats) and consequently knee-jerk hate EVERYTHING about the candidate or constituents who don't ascribe neatly to their particular ticket. Kinda like that whole religious, shove it down your throat thing... Commando Cunt Queen
04-13-2011, 01:51 AM
(04-13-2011, 12:14 AM)username Wrote: People who can't see that this country is run by two dicatatorships (Republicans and Democrats) and consequently knee-jerk hate EVERYTHING about the candidate or constituents who don't ascribe neatly to their particular ticket. Kinda like that whole religious, shove it down your throat thing... Donald? Is that real hair? I have always wanted to ask you that. 
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
04-13-2011, 05:20 AM
(04-13-2011, 12:14 AM)username Wrote: People who are in line BEHIND me at the supermarket and jump in front of me when a new checkstand opens (and the asshole clerks that let that happen). Just say to that person, "You don't know what gets bloodstains out of Barbie Doll hair, do you? By the way, I'm in a huge rush, do you think there's any way I can go ahead of you? I hate waiting almost as much as I hate mandatory visitation." Odds are, you'll get to buy your Velveeta and People Magazine much sooner. 
"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it." - George Bernard Shaw
04-13-2011, 05:25 AM
(04-12-2011, 08:41 AM)AriGold Wrote:(04-11-2011, 06:47 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I have such a vivid, active imagination. Oh my. ![[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]](https://i.imgur.com/Zy3rKpW.png)
04-13-2011, 12:07 PM
(04-13-2011, 05:25 AM)Duchess Wrote:(04-12-2011, 08:41 AM)AriGold Wrote:(04-11-2011, 06:47 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: In my case it was slightly under exaggerated, the correct term would be hands, not hand as in the thought that one hand would be enough to do the job. I mean if in fact that actually happened. 
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams 
04-13-2011, 12:21 PM
People who vote for someone that will get them healthcare over someone who won't need their head examined, oh wait they can't afford to get their head examined!
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
04-13-2011, 12:22 PM
(04-13-2011, 01:51 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Donald? Is that real hair? I have always wanted to ask you that. I hate Donald Trump!! 
Commando Cunt Queen
04-13-2011, 12:28 PM
(04-13-2011, 12:22 PM)username Wrote:(04-13-2011, 01:51 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Donald? Is that real hair? I have always wanted to ask you that. Then stop quoting him in your posts.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
04-13-2011, 12:32 PM
(04-13-2011, 12:22 PM)username Wrote:(04-13-2011, 01:51 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Donald? Is that real hair? I have always wanted to ask you that. He could be your next president! Crazier things have happened, kindergarten cop and a pro wrestler famous for wearing neon coloured featherboas have both been state governers for fucks sake. Actually I like Jesse Ventura, he's an Atheist who supports abortion and gay rights.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
04-13-2011, 01:40 PM
(04-13-2011, 12:07 PM)IMaDick Wrote: In my case it was slightly under exaggerated, the correct term would be hands, not hand as in the thought that one hand would be enough to do the job. Ooooo la la 
04-13-2011, 09:16 PM
(04-13-2011, 01:40 PM)Duchess Wrote:(04-13-2011, 12:07 PM)IMaDick Wrote: In my case it was slightly under exaggerated, the correct term would be hands, not hand as in the thought that one hand would be enough to do the job. Don't get too excited, Duchess. He has to stick his finger up his ass, yell "snake," then grab his dick with the other hand when it jumps out... (Before you ask, yes, I have an older brother.)
04-14-2011, 04:50 AM
(04-13-2011, 09:16 PM)Cracker Wrote: Don't get too excited, Duchess. He has to stick his finger up his ass, yell "snake," then grab his dick with the other hand when it jumps out.
04-14-2011, 10:15 AM
(04-13-2011, 09:16 PM)Cracker Wrote:(04-13-2011, 01:40 PM)Duchess Wrote:(04-13-2011, 12:07 PM)IMaDick Wrote: In my case it was slightly under exaggerated, the correct term would be hands, not hand as in the thought that one hand would be enough to do the job. I'm sorry that you had to go through all of that just to have sex with your brother.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
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