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Obama's birth certificate released
(04-28-2011, 06:00 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Jesus Christ. No wonder the majority of the world laughs at our country & thinks we are a joke. 78

Indeed.

dick and quacker are the living embodiment of why America is a fucking laughing stock worldwide.

If Obama wasn't a homeboy quacker and dick wouldn't give a flying fuck about his credentials.

I love the fact that dick now doesn't believe that Obama has any college qualifications either without seeing evidence of them first.

He didn't seem to be bothered about a retarded C student "running" the country for eight years, hmmmmm, probably because George dubya was a retarded hick just like him perhaps?

hah

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This whole thread is a perfect example of why mock is one of the funniest places to be on the internet.

When I first saw the title of this thread I thought to myself "Aw yes!, let the comedy gold commence!"

dick and quacker et al didn't disappoint me!

dick and quacker?!..........



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(04-28-2011, 07:13 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: probably because George dubya was a retarded hick just like him perhaps?


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OP: When I first saw the title of this thread I thought to myself "Aw yes!, let the comedy gold commence!"


yep! my first thought when i saw the story break...i just wish Mill were here.
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Ah Millicent! riding his "hog" in his Daisy Duke shorts!

quacker makes me sometimes wonder if he had a sex change?
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(04-28-2011, 12:17 AM)username Wrote:
(04-28-2011, 12:13 AM)Cracker Wrote: A Certificate of Live Birth IS NOT a Birth Certificate, btw, so the punk ass still didn't show it. Rationalize that shit.

My understanding is that's ALL Hawaii gave out at the time. You can't invent something that didn't exist then.

Performimg feats of magic is apparently now a pre-requisite of becoming the president.

Sim sala bim! and hey presto! a birth certificate that Hawaii did not issue at the time of Obama's birth.

Obama should also have to walk on water and pull a fucking rabbit from a hat to prove his worthiness.
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Mill is another one who can dish it out but can't take it. There ain't no fuckin' Admin. for him to hide behind here so he's not interested. I'm always somewhat amazed at the number of people who want to run their mouths but when faced with having their ass handed to them either leave or say, I'm done with this conversation. hah
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(04-28-2011, 12:17 AM)username Wrote: You can't invent something that didn't exist then.


Some would. Smiley_emoticons_fies


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I love the fact dick and quacker go around hand in hand tag teaming in every thread.

Then when someone posts once a week "I agree with OP" they start all the "why don't you two get a room?", "I'm sure OP appreciated the handjob!", "Nice to see some manlove going on!"

Insecure and paranoid much?
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(04-27-2011, 11:09 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: I still don't understand why Obama was expected to produce a document no other American president in history has been expected to produce..

Not too many other Presidents were born off the mainland with parents just recently living outside of America.
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(04-27-2011, 11:22 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(04-27-2011, 11:09 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: I still don't understand why Obama was expected to produce a document no other American president in history has been expected to produce.

I'd say because he's the only one with a questionable history. His father was clearly not a U.S. citizen at the time of his birth, so, all anyone has wanted to see was clear-cut proof that he was born on U.S. soil.

I don't understand why this wasn't produced earlier.

I agree ... not having produced it the first year only made things more suspicious.
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If Obama hadn't been able to produce a birth certificate to the relevant authorities it would have been impossible for him to be a politician at all retards.
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Don't screw things up with facts, OP. Jesus Christ.
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I'm still waiting to see Sarah Palins high school diploma.
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Hahahaha!

Every time I see her name I have the almost overwhelming urge to shout, I can see Maryland from my house. hah
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I liked watching Trump complaining about Obama going to an Ivy League school just because his own little kiddywinks didn't.

Awwwww diddums!
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(04-28-2011, 07:30 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
(04-28-2011, 12:17 AM)username Wrote:
(04-28-2011, 12:13 AM)Cracker Wrote: A Certificate of Live Birth IS NOT a Birth Certificate, btw, so the punk ass still didn't show it. Rationalize that shit.

My understanding is that's ALL Hawaii gave out at the time. You can't invent something that didn't exist then.

Performimg feats of magic is apparently now a pre-requisite of becoming the president.

Sim sala bim! and hey presto! a birth certificate that Hawaii did not issue at the time of Obama's birth.

Obama should also have to walk on water and pull a fucking rabbit from a hat to prove his worthiness.

Performing
Prerequisite

Stupid fucker

and you call me stupid? Jesus Christ, no wonder the rest of the world thinks the UK is full of retarded people.

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(04-28-2011, 06:57 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(04-28-2011, 02:24 AM)IMaDick Wrote: For some reason it appears that you missed like 12 years of school, or you didn't pay attention, that's bad enough on it's own, but you actually fucking vote, that is some scary shit.


Isn't that fuckin' rich. Hahaha! One of the dumbest people in here questioning the education of one of the smartest.

It's just you and me sweetie, the 2 dumbest people to ever grace the pages of Mock.



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(04-28-2011, 10:41 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Performing
Prerequisite

Stupid fucker

and you call me stupid? Jesus Christ, no wonder the rest of the world thinks the UK is full of retarded people.

Nice to see Rosie O'Donnell dishing out the dieting tips again huh?

dicks always resorts to hypocritically mentioning typos when he has nothing else to offer the debate.
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(04-28-2011, 08:14 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: If Obama hadn't been able to produce a birth certificate to the relevant authorities it would have been impossible for him to be a politician at all retards.

In your country you have relevant authorities, in this country we have a voting public who are the relevant authority.

Just one of the many reason you should keep your comments about our politics to a minimum.

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