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it's *horrors* bathing suit season!
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06-03-2011, 02:59 PM
(05-31-2011, 07:42 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Hey!

At least your Mum doesn't buy you a suit and then "suggests" you wear it because "you'll look cute".



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06-03-2011, 03:01 PM
(06-03-2011, 02:52 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I believe a guy would have to be in super shape to pull it off. Kind of like those 'dental floss' bikinis for women.

Not even then. The only time a man should wear a speedo is if he's competing. Other than that, never. NEVER. I don't care how fit the guy is. A hint of package in a pair of jeans is sexy; squishing it in to spandex just isn't a good look.

It's amazing that most of the guys that wear the things aren't well endowed. Dummies.
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06-03-2011, 03:20 PM
(06-03-2011, 03:01 PM)username Wrote:
(06-03-2011, 02:52 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I believe a guy would have to be in super shape to pull it off. Kind of like those 'dental floss' bikinis for women.

Not even then. The only time a man should wear a speedo is if he's competing. Other than that, never. NEVER. I don't care how fit the guy is. A hint of package in a pair of jeans is sexy; squishing it in to spandex just isn't a good look.

It's amazing that most of the guys that wear the things aren't well endowed. Dummies.

So if someone is 'hung' like a field mouse, they probably shouldn't parade around in a speedo?
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06-03-2011, 03:22 PM


He should have to wear a sign advertising that. My free time is valuable to me so I'd hate to waste it on a dud.
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06-03-2011, 03:26 PM
(06-03-2011, 03:22 PM)Duchess Wrote:
He should have to wear a sign advertising that. My free time is valuable to me so I'd hate to waste it on a dud.

HAVE you wasted your time on a 'dud' before? If so, what's your reaction? Do you kindly excuse yourself, or do you go through with it anyway?
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06-03-2011, 03:32 PM
When men are checking out women, it's pretty easy for us to see what the entire package entails, unless she's wearing a tent.

For women, you're not really sure what you're getting in the package department, unless you've let your hand do some wandering, pre-coitus.

I'm a boob guy, first and foremost. I usually notice nice breasts right away. I was pleasantly surprised once, when this woman was wearing a blazer. I hadn't really had the chance to determine her rack size, but then she took her blazer off, took off her blouse and out popped all natural DD's. YESSSSSS!

I'm sorry, what were we talking about?
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06-03-2011, 05:49 PM
(06-03-2011, 03:26 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: HAVE you wasted your time on a 'dud' before? If so, what's your reaction? Do you kindly excuse yourself, or do you go through with it anyway?


Guys know when they *ahem* come up short in that dept. so I think they compensate for it in other ways.

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06-03-2011, 06:30 PM
(06-03-2011, 05:49 PM)Duchess Wrote: Guys know when they *ahem* come up short in that dept. so I think they compensate for it in other ways.

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06-03-2011, 06:47 PM


There's many women who would forsake great sex for money and/or gifts...I'm not one of them.
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06-03-2011, 06:48 PM
I am better off with a bathing suit that fits my "The dude" look.
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06-03-2011, 06:56 PM
(06-03-2011, 06:48 PM)Maggot Wrote: I am better off with a bathing suit that fits my "The dude" look.

I have no idea what that would even begin to mean??? Board shorts? Nude?
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06-03-2011, 06:59 PM
(06-03-2011, 06:47 PM)Duchess Wrote:
great sex for money and/or gifts...I'm one of them.

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06-03-2011, 07:01 PM
(06-03-2011, 06:56 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(06-03-2011, 06:48 PM)Maggot Wrote: I am better off with a bathing suit that fits my "The dude" look.

I have no idea what that would even begin to mean??? Board shorts? Nude?

The big Lebowski dude ............dude. Cheers
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06-03-2011, 07:07 PM
I want this mirror!



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06-04-2011, 08:49 AM
(05-31-2011, 07:42 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Hey!

At least your Mum doesn't buy you a suit and then "suggests" you wear it because "you'll look cute".

If that's the suit your Mom bought for you, God bless her!

Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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