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Fucked up one night stand?
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#21
07-10-2011, 07:39 PM
This is all a bit too graphic.
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#22
07-10-2011, 07:44 PM
(07-10-2011, 07:39 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: This is all a bit too graphic.

If you think this is graphic, you definitely don't want to know what is in my mind everytime I see you post.Smiley_emoticons_bussi





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07-11-2011, 07:29 AM


Smiley_emoticons_shocked Holy Moly, Dick. I think that's just a bit too graphic. Oh my Gods!
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07-11-2011, 07:31 AM
(07-10-2011, 09:43 AM)thekid65 Wrote: No, obviously you don't understand. Let me expand my 2 word answer to 5 in order to make it more clear.

Alcohol, horny, available pussy, regret.

Capice?


Bwahahaha!

Only men wear beer goggles. Sorry 'bout your luck. 39

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07-11-2011, 09:40 AM
Only some men wear beer goggles.

Not everyone is as hard up as the kid.
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07-11-2011, 04:50 PM
Come'on man...you seriously can't tell me that you havent fucked a wench that you'd never give a 2nd look at if you were sober? If so, turn in your man card.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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07-14-2011, 10:50 PM
Dean Martin: "What's the difference between a fox and a dog?"
Answer: "About 3 scotches"
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07-15-2011, 12:00 AM
Ah, good one Aussie! I agree w/Duchess about the guys & beer goggles- I can't think of a time that drinking too much made an ugly lad a good looking one that I'd let feel me from the inside hahahaha
It's the hint of arsenic that gives it that extra kick.
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07-15-2011, 12:11 AM
(07-10-2011, 08:07 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Not a one night stand...

I spent part of a summer having threesomes with a married couple who were friends of mine. It started out as fun & games but they ruined it all by falling in love with me & became overbearing with their grand plan of having me move into their home. That was the end of THAT.

Never have tried a good ol' threesome. Not sure I'd know what or who to doSmiley_emoticons_skeptisch
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07-15-2011, 05:02 AM


It's not complicated.
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07-15-2011, 05:19 AM
(07-15-2011, 05:02 AM)Duchess Wrote:

It's not complicated.

So says the voice of experience.

For me it sounds too complicated emotionally not physically.

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07-15-2011, 05:24 AM


As long as you keep it fun & games it's not complicated. That only changes when one or more of the people involved do something stupid like fall in love. Leave love out of it.
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07-15-2011, 01:26 PM
(07-10-2011, 09:22 AM)White Pud Wrote:
(07-10-2011, 08:07 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Not a one night stand...

I spent part of a summer having threesomes with a married couple who were friends of mine. It started out as fun & games but they ruined it all by falling in love with me & became overbearing with their grand plan of having me move into their home. That was the end of THAT.

Definitely go on, definitely tell us more...

You don't seriously believe that story do you???
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07-15-2011, 01:29 PM
(07-15-2011, 01:26 PM)ramseycat Wrote: You don't seriously believe that story do you???


Not only is it true, I did it on two separate occasions at different times in my life. Once, right out of college & again when I was older, it was the last one that was a hassle.

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07-15-2011, 01:58 PM
Hey! I've seen that movie!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pla...ow5-o#t=3s
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#36
07-15-2011, 06:07 PM
(07-10-2011, 08:33 AM)thekid65 Wrote: I can sum up fucked up night stands for myself, and probably a lot of other guys....in two words:

Fat wench.


Beer Googles? If so...serves you right for getting that drunk in the first place. Did you learn your lesson sonny? WELL, did you??? hah



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