help me persuade Tiki to get out of Godforsaken Arizona

[Maggot]

shit

[Maggot]

I got through about all of that song! It made me want to go to a ghost town and look through the cupboards for a can of beans. .....I could do that though.
My son liked it and was doing a weird out of time dance to it.

[Lady Cop]

this is bad. very very bad. it's not AZ. it's New Mexico. close enough. it is a BIG no-no. i hope he was out of service for his meal break. at least he kept his duty belt on.

A police officer in Santa Fe, New Mexico has been caught on security camera having sex in public with an unknown female.

The officer was in his uniform and was having sex with the female on the hood of a car in the middle of the day.
do you think she got a ticket?

[HairOfTheDog]

Maybe he's on his lunch break and that's his wife on the hood?

[Duchess]

Heh

[Maggot]

I always check for cameras, its in my blood.

[IMaDick]

Uh oh, and just think He is one of New Mexico's finest.

stupid fucker. he's done there is no way the liberals in Santa fe will put up with that shit.

[Lady Cop]

here's the pruning shears through the eyeball guy:



Miraculous: Leroy Luetscher has slight swelling in his eyelids but otherwise appears unscathed

[Cynical Ninja]

here's the pruning shears through the eyeball guy:



Miraculous: Leroy Luetscher has slight swelling in his eyelids but otherwise appears unscathed

I love a happy ending.

I hope he appreciates just how lucky he was.

[Lady Cop]

Uh oh, and just think He is one of New Mexico's finest.

stupid fucker. he's done there is no way the liberals in Santa fe will put up with that shit.

Bert Lopez was honored in the Capitol Rotunda in May 2010 as the New Mexico State Police District 1 Officer of the Year.

In July, he received a Challenge Coin, a select commendation his department bestows on officers identified as having gone above and beyond the call of duty.

Now, he's on paid administrative leave and facing possible disciplinary action for an incident that has caused embarrassment to the department. Images surfaced Monday — and were posted on websites across the country by Tuesday morning — showing him in uniform apparently having sex in broad daylight with an unidentified woman on the hood of her Honda outside the gate of a county-owned ranch south of Santa Fe.

New Mexico State Police Chief Robert Shilling would not release the identity of the officer in the images captured by a motion-sensor digital camera that the county had installed in an effort to record vandals and other trespassers entering the vacant property.

No one has been charged with a crime in connection with the incident, which apparently was only witnessed by a Chihuahua at the scene before a county employee spotted the images of the officer and the woman, and then showed them to the Santa Fe County sheriff in an effort to figure out which agency's uniform the officer was wearing.

The New Mexican has confirmed from multiple sources that the officer is Lopez. Attempts to reach Lopez for comment Tuesday were unsuccessful.

Police confirmed that an internal investigation has been completed and that the officer has been on paid leave for the past several weeks.

Lopez, who often worked the night shift as a patrol officer, was involved in making numerous DWI arrests around Santa Fe County.

Sources familiar with the incident, who asked not be identified, have said there is no indication the sexual encounter was related to Lopez's law-enforcement activities.

State police have not said whether Lopez was on duty at the time of the incident.

News of the incident was first leaked to the media two weeks ago, around the time the Santa Fe County employee discovered the images. Sheriff Robert Garcia released the images Monday following public-records requests from several media outlets.

In the images, the officer's duty belt, with gun still holstered and handcuffs attached, remains around his waist.

"I was asked to identify what agency the officer belonged to, and I was happy to say it wasn't one of my guys," Sheriff Garcia said. "Then, as a courtesy to state police, we took to the chief's office the images we had."

[BlueTiki]

Maybe if he had a Taser instead of an expandable baton, things might have been different.

So all of you New Mexican LEs out there . . . what law(s) did this beaner cop break?

[aussiefriend]

he's done there is no way the liberals in Santa fe will put up with that shit.

ya know Dick, but sides are flawed. I know you like liberal bashing, but the conservatives have hypocrisy in their neck of the woods too. This is why I don't go for either side. Both sides have points that are valid, but both sides have problems too. Surely you see that?

[IMaDick]

You ride the middle and I will stay to the right of that, I like to actually believe in something not just be a fucking loon sitting in the middle of the pond.

[Lady Cop]

Tiki: So all of you New Mexican LEs out there . . . what law(s) did this beaner cop break?

chihuahua AKA rat dog cruelty?

[BlueTiki]

Hahahaha!

About fifteen years ago, I attended a Bachelorette Party complete with a 'stripping cop'. He was kinda hot.

A few days later, I was told one of the attendees received a good 'night sticking' from the officer.

Maybe in Santa Fe, these type of events are held outdoors . . . for a realistic LE feel.

[IMaDick]

Tiki: So all of you New Mexican LEs out there . . . what law(s) did this beaner cop break?

He got caught.

lewd conduct,indecent exposer, public sex acts and possibly solicitation of prostitution. would be the civil discourse laws. if it was in lieu of a ticket, then bribery could also be charged.

There is not enough info to be sure how this all came to be recorded for posterity.

the rest are more than likely agency conduct regulation violations.

that and being stupid enough to get caught on camera, should be enough for him to get fired.

[BlueTiki]

that and being stupid enough to get caught on camera, should be enough for him to get fired.

I'll drink to that!

Thanks, Dick.

[Duchess]

Americans make too big of a deal out of sex.

[IMaDick]

Americans make too big of a deal out of sex.

Not as big of a deal as Iran.

The woman would have been stoned to death.

[Duchess]

They don't count, they are all insane. They'd stone me just for the cheeky lip I give people.