Mixed shots

[IMaDick]

I'd puke on the first shot, but I could drink your old ass under the table if it was beer.

I doubt it.

But I'm willing to give it a try if for nothing else just the under the table part.

[IMaDick]

I can't think of one reason to mix anything with Patron. Except guacamole.

I'm not surprised that you can't think.

But really does there have to be a reason to mix them together?

[Cracker]

But really does there have to be a reason to mix them together?

Not in high school when you break into your dad's liquor cabinet and mix a little of this and a little of that in a Pepsi bottle. But you are an old fuck. Old fucks shouldn't mix hard liquor like that. Your skin is too thin now. If they tried to pump your stomach, the fucking tube would pop right out through your throat.

You need to start thinking things out a little better. At least take your Medical Alert button with you next time.

[IMaDick]

But really does there have to be a reason to mix them together?

Not in high school when you break into your dad's liquor cabinet and mix a little of this and a little of that in a Pepsi bottle. But you are an old fuck. Old fucks shouldn't mix hard liquor like that. Your skin is too thin now. If they tried to pump your stomach, the fucking tube would pop right out through your throat.

You need to start thinking things out a little better. At least take your Medical Alert button with you next time.

I did think it out, vodka produces one kind of high and tequila produces a completely different kind of high.

I'm tellin ya, you shouldn't knock it till you have tried it.

[Cracker]

It makes my stomach turn thinking about it.

I don't drink often. Once or twice a month, sometimes not for months at a time. I had a really bad year and it makes me dwell on the wrong stuff. I can only hold it together sober.

Isn't that fucked up? I used to be so much fun. Now I have this profound sadness to live with. I don't know when a reminder is going to hit, so I stick around home base more than I used to so I don't lose my shit in public. Such is life, I guess. I'm sure I'll be more fun when the boy gets back. That will help. I'll try your almost-suicide shots then.