PLEASE PRAY FOR...

[Duchess]

wooooooo

[Maggot]

Poor Sally..........Jism

[IMaDick]

Just in case the flawed bitch doesn't look.

"Sally drinks jism."
"Sally blew the football team and swallowed all of their jism."
"Sally's skin is so young looking, she must be getting a regular dose of jism in her diet."

[Duchess]

I don't think I like that word.

[Duchess]

I don't like the word moist either. *shudders*

[Midwest Spy]

I don't like the word moist either. *shudders*

Funny. I just used that word less than 5 minutes ago. Let me explain...

I work with a young woman (late 20's) who's supremely endowed.

She rarely wears anything to accentuate her heavenly curves, but she knows that I notice her.

On the days she's willing to wear something form-fitting, she'll stroll past me a few times trying to illicit some sort of response.

Just now, she came and sat down directly accross from me and asked if I was a fan of her attire.

Of course, I said I was, and that she was a day-brightener!

On her way out, a male co-worker of mine mentioned that she enjoyed the attention, and I said, 'I believe she's moist as she's walking away.'

[IMaDick]

I don't like the word moist either. *shudders*

Funny. I just used that word less than 5 minutes ago. Let me explain...

I work with a young woman (late 20's) who's supremely endowed.

She rarely wears anything to accentuate her heavenly curves, but she knows that I notice her.

On the days she's willing to wear something form-fitting, she'll stroll past me a few times trying to illicit some sort of response.

Just now, she came and sat down directly accross from me and asked if I was a fan of her attire.

Of course, I said I was, and that she was a day-brightener!

On her way out, a male co-worker of mine mentioned that she enjoyed the attention, and I said, 'I believe she's moist as she's walking away.'

Office stalker.

[Maggot]

I can appreciate office candy.

[IMaDick]

I can appreciate office candy.

Office stalkers sucker.

[Duchess]

How can Dick stand himself? Tight assed muthafucka.

[Duchess]

Buzzkill

[Duchess]

Turd in the punchbowl.

[Duchess]

Here comes Dick...run & hide, everyone. He wants to steal your fun. Run!

[Midwest Spy]

Remember just this morning when I thought Dick ADDED to Mock?

Yeah, he ADDS alright. ADDS arsenic to the punchbowl...

[IMaDick]

You guys are ruining my fun.

[Maggot]

"Good morning, Duchess," said Dick gloomily. "If it is a good morning," he said. "Which I doubt," said he.
"Why, what's the matter?"
"Nothing, Duchess, nothing. We can't all, and some of us don't. That's all there is to it."
"Can't all what?" said L.C., rubbing her nose.
"Gaiety. Song-and-dance. Here we go round the mulberry bush."

[IMaDick]

Buzz killers

[IMaDick]

Turds in the punch bowl

[IMaDick]

"Good morning, Duchess," said Dick gloomily. "If it is a good morning," he said. "Which I doubt," said he.
"Why, what's the matter?"
"Nothing, Duchess, nothing. We can't all, and some of us don't. That's all there is to it."
"Can't all what?" said L.C., rubbing her nose.
"Gaiety. Song-and-dance. Here we go round the mulberry bush."

You're just pissed because I called you a sucker.

you could have just as easily been an MM or a jolly rancher.

[username]

Zip it Kalifornication bitch. That stuff dries faster than the jism on your chin.

Nom nom! Jism!