why are you a dork?

[Middle Finger]

I'm a dork because I liked running forums.

[IMaDick]

I'm a dork because I liked running forums.

You're a dork just because you can't be anything else.

[Harvest Moon]

I am more of a nerd...I love to research and analyze really dumb things. So I researched the word dork and found that it is NOT the name of a whale penis, as I was told by somebody at some time.

But I am definitely dorky when it comes to anything electronic. I just really don't have the patience to follow wires and plug them into where they need to go. I know I can do it if I need to, but I just really don't care to learn how.

[Harvest Moon]

I'm a dork because I liked running forums.

That makes you a nerd, not a dork!

[sally]

I'm a dork because instead of the Carlton I do the Buffalo Bill on Fridays.

[Duchess]

I know I can do it if I need to, but I just really don't care to learn how.

That's how I feel about cooking.

I bought a cookbook the other day, not because I wanted to actually use it but because it's a very pretty book & I knew it would look nice sitting in the bookcase at the end of my island.

[Middle Finger]

I'm a dork because I liked running forums.

That makes you a nerd, not a dork!

That's true ... I don't think I'm a dork then.

[ramseycat]

I am a nerd in that I love doing word search puzzles. LOL

I am a dork when it comes to computer or electronic related things. I just want to be able to turn it on and have it work.

[Middle Finger]

I am a nerd in that I love doing word search puzzles. LOL

Was that really something any normal person would ever laugh out loud about?

[ramseycat]

Aparently it is because a guy I used to work with teased me about it. We flew down to Atlanta for business and I did my word search on the plane. He made me a plaque for my office that says "I am officially a nerd." He was a funny guy. LOL

[IMaDick]

Fuck, I have to agree with MF, that shit is not funny.

[ramseycat]

MF wouldn't know funny if it bit him in the body pillow.

[Middle Finger]

She does that "LOL" thing as a part of her 15 year old juvenile fake girlfriend bullshit. Or something like that.

[Maggot]

I like this song it is great "getting dressed" music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25-8el1FLzo

[Maggot]

Wait.........I like this one better....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srHM2sIll...detailpage

[Lady Cop]

told you.

those push-button ignitions are the devil's work.
i still leave my car running sometimes.
DUH

but i don't have a garage, i'm just going to run out of gas.


They are designed to simplify the driving experience.

Push a button rather than turn a key.

But recent fatalities, including this past weekend in Boca Raton, Fla., old geezers left the car running and died of carbon monoxide poisoning, have highlighted whether keyless ignition cars are safe.

Adele and Mort Victor were found dead in their bedroom. Their keyless ignition cars have now been impounded by police.

Mary Rivera of Long Island, N.Y., escaped with her life after leaving her Toyota running in her garage in 2009 but her husband died of carbon monoxide poisoning.

"The ignition didn't turn off," Rivera said. "I was very familiar with the car. I drove it every day. I don't know. I thought I turned it off but apparently I didn't."

She was saved by her brother, John, who was worried when he didn't hear from her. "I thought she was dead. I rushed to her and was yelling at her and shaking her to have some response," John Rivera said.

More than 160 car models now offer keyless start.

Toyota said its cars sound a warning when the driver leaves without shutting down the car.

Still, the Center for Auto Safety said it tracked six fatalities involving push-button starters and wants car manufacturers to return to keys.

[Duchess]

That's awful. My car is push button start too but I never park in the garage, it's not connected to my home anyway.

[Maggot]

I like the xylophone on "moonlight feels right"

[LuciferLynn]

I'm a dork b/c I cry at movies. I'm not much into chick flicks, but Steel Magnolias gets me every fucking time. Ladder 49 made me cry so long and so hard I couldn't see for a day after. I love new appliances, new electronic gadgets. I will watch the weather channel...with interest.

[Maggot]

I'm a dork b/c I cry at movies. I'm not much into chick flicks, but Steel Magnolias gets me every fucking time. Ladder 49 made me cry so long and so hard I couldn't see for a day after. I love new appliances, new electronic gadgets. I will watch the weather channel...with interest.

Are you a Virgo? Do you like sailboats and moon filled nights? Are you between the ages of 18-74 and do you still have all your hair? Sterling may just be right up your alley way or at least ready with some vaseline.