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11-07-2012, 06:46 PM
(11-07-2012, 06:28 PM)ESAD Wrote: UserName? Can i one day use you and call you names?

hah

First time I've heard that!!
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11-07-2012, 06:58 PM
Is that a yes?
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11-07-2012, 08:46 PM
(11-07-2012, 06:58 PM)ESAD Wrote: Is that a yes?

Hell yeah! Can I help you dispose of the body of the tramp in your pic though?
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11-07-2012, 08:52 PM
A girl who i known since I was 15 who shares my bday and is like a sis to me? No.
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11-07-2012, 08:56 PM
If I had my wish, my 13 y/o daughter would be slightly over weight with acne until she was 18 or so. But noooo. I just dropped her off a quarter of a mile from home looking cute as can be (and more like a 17 y/o). I told her she could walk home but if guys make catcalls to her to ignore it. She said they don't do that...they just honk their horns at her.

/facepalm.

It will only be a matter of time until they're doing that v thing with their fingers/tongue at her.

Pigs!! All of you!!
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11-07-2012, 10:15 PM
quit bitching axe wound
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11-07-2012, 10:49 PM
(11-07-2012, 10:15 PM)ESAD Wrote: quit bitching axe wound

Stop lusting after my daughter, ya' stinky old fart. You do that v thing at juveniles, amirite?
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11-07-2012, 10:54 PM
no.

Why do i need to I got ladies to fuck everywhere, LADIES.
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11-07-2012, 11:13 PM
(11-07-2012, 10:54 PM)ESAD Wrote: no.

Why do i need to I got ladies to fuck everywhere, LADIES.

Good. But straighten out the others in ur gender.
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11-07-2012, 11:19 PM
(11-07-2012, 11:13 PM)username Wrote:
(11-07-2012, 10:54 PM)ESAD Wrote: no.

Why do i need to I got ladies to fuck everywhere, LADIES.

Good. But straighten out the others in ur gender.

It's every man for himself how I was raised,
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11-07-2012, 11:35 PM
(11-07-2012, 11:19 PM)ESAD Wrote:
(11-07-2012, 11:13 PM)username Wrote:
(11-07-2012, 10:54 PM)ESAD Wrote: no.

Why do i need to I got ladies to fuck everywhere, LADIES.

Good. But straighten out the others in ur gender.

It's every man for himself how I was raised,

Every man for the cute teen more like it. Hrumph.

She knows it though. She told me today "they can look...but they cannot touch". Hair flip.

Heaven help me.
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11-08-2012, 09:09 AM
User, why do you have to wait so long to find out if she has insurance? Did you report this to your insurance? If yes, they should be investigating this and finding out who her insurance company is. Then either you or your adjuster needs to make sure it was reported to that carrier.
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11-08-2012, 10:25 AM
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He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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11-08-2012, 11:31 AM
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11-08-2012, 12:43 PM
(11-08-2012, 09:09 AM)ramseycat Wrote: User, why do you have to wait so long to find out if she has insurance? Did you report this to your insurance? If yes, they should be investigating this and finding out who her insurance company is. Then either you or your adjuster needs to make sure it was reported to that carrier.


I won't even know her name until I get the police report. Except for telling her I needed her insurance, she had hit my car and she needed to park hers, I didn't have any conversation with her. I was on the phone with the cops after that while she spent the next 3-4 minutes careening around the parking lot hitting the other car. I followed her but the police dispatcher said "m'am, we don't need you to do that" which was probably good advice since she was armed to the teeth with a minivan. If I'd been packing my gun, I would have shot the nigger but alas....

Then the police arrived and they took over.
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11-08-2012, 12:52 PM
BTW, she wasn't black; I just put that in there for effect.
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11-08-2012, 12:53 PM
(11-08-2012, 12:52 PM)username Wrote: BTW, she wasn't black; I just put that in there for effect.

I know. I don't call Somalis 'black' either.
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11-08-2012, 01:12 PM
Black as fucking coal u nutters,
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11-08-2012, 03:04 PM
(11-08-2012, 12:43 PM)username Wrote:
(11-08-2012, 09:09 AM)ramseycat Wrote: User, why do you have to wait so long to find out if she has insurance? Did you report this to your insurance? If yes, they should be investigating this and finding out who her insurance company is. Then either you or your adjuster needs to make sure it was reported to that carrier.


I won't even know her name until I get the police report. Except for telling her I needed her insurance, she had hit my car and she needed to park hers, I didn't have any conversation with her. I was on the phone with the cops after that while she spent the next 3-4 minutes careening around the parking lot hitting the other car. I followed her but the police dispatcher said "m'am, we don't need you to do that" which was probably good advice since she was armed to the teeth with a minivan. If I'd been packing my gun, I would have shot the nigger but alas....

Then the police arrived and they took over.

This is the last time I am going to ask you this - did you report the mva to YOUR insurance? If not, do so now. They should be taking care of all of this for you.
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11-08-2012, 03:07 PM
(11-08-2012, 03:04 PM)ramseycat Wrote: This is the last time I am going to ask you this - did you report the mva to YOUR insurance? If not, do so now. They should be taking care of all of this for you.

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ALRIGHT ALREADY!! I'LL REPORT THE FUCKING THING! Sheesh.
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