Username jealousy thread

[ramseycat]

You know MS you can say high hard one instead of Baloney Pony. This is Mock. (i am still snickering over BP)

[IMaDick]

[Cracker]

You know MS you can say high hard one instead of Baloney Pony. This is Mock. (i am still snickering over BP)

Five-Oh. Do you see? Gross, right?

[Duchess]

Call a spade a spade for christssake. It's a cock, say cock.

CockCockCockCockCockCockCock...Say it, Dick.

[IMaDick]

Call a spade a spade for christssake. It's a cock, say cock.

CockCockCockCockCockCockCock...Say it, Dick.

Please don't confuse me with the headband wearing semi feminine often times cock in the mouth muffled shitbird baloney pony guy.

[LuciferLynn]

Call a spade a spade for christssake. It's a cock, say cock.

CockCockCockCockCockCockCock...Say it, Dick.

Suck it like you're mad at it.

[Duchess]

You don't give much head, huh?

[HairOfTheDog]

Call a spade a spade for christssake. It's a cock, say cock.

CockCockCockCockCockCockCock...Say it, Dick.

Suck it like you're mad at it.

What? Is this how the ex-con ex-boyfriends like it after getting out of the clink?

[LuciferLynn]

I don't sleep with ex-boyfriends so I wouldn't know.

[username]

I don't sleep with ex-boyfriends so I wouldn't know.

Right. You only sleep with criminals before they do their time.

A girl's gotta have standards.

[HairOfTheDog]

I don't sleep with ex-boyfriends so I wouldn't know.

Right. You only sleep with criminals before they do their time.

Nah, that's not right either. She sleeps with them afterwards too, just not after she breaks up with them (or vice versa). Standards.

[LuciferLynn]

My standards are pretty high, something I'm sure you wouldn't know anything about, hence leaving the abusive ex and the boyfriend in jail. I've not slept with many men, simply b/c I'm not cheap or easy and I don't have to sleep with men to get them to like me. So, you're right. I have standards.

[LuciferLynn]

[/b][/u]

Do you ever tire of humping the same man year after year?

I didn't compare my sex life to the movie Groundhog Day for nothing.



However, by the time I married him, I had done enough humping for several lifetimes[u][b].

Right. My point exactly.

[username]

[/u]

Do you ever tire of humping the same man year after year?

However, by the time I married him, I had done enough humping for several lifetimes[u].

Right. My point exactly.

I'll take being promiscuous over fucking felons any day of the week. But I guess you take what you can get, right hon?

[Duchess]

Oooohhh "hon". This isn't going to end well.

[username]

Oooohhh "hon". This isn't going to end well.

I don't think I've ever used that expression but it just rolled right off my tongue (or fingers as the case may be).

[LuciferLynn]

A) Only my grandparents call me hon. While I realize you were born in the same decade and are old enough to be one of them, DO NOT EVER refer to me as hon again, you white trash skank.

B) I'll bet your gyno has a fucking field day with your vagina. Tell me, does he wear a gas mask when your man feet are up in the stirrups? Who the fuck brags about sleeping around? "Being a whore is so cool! All the boys like me!" Guess what? Bet they don't. I know guys that know who the sluts are. They DON'T really like you. If you had a brain in your head, you wouldn't spread your legs for the first thing that walked by with a penis. I lost my virginity to my high school boyfriend, that I was later engaged to and have had few lovers since, not b/c there were no suitors, but simply b/c there none I wanted to sleep with. I don't HAVE to sleep with men to get them to take me to dinner or take me to a movie. Men ask me out b/c they think I'm pretty and smart, not b/c they know I fuck on the first date. Jesus I can't believe a grown woman is bragging about that.

[HairOfTheDog]

Oh, for fuck's sake.

[username]

Stupid pious, sexist bitch! The 50's called...they want you back.

I'ma (figuratively) kick your moronic ass when I get back to a computer.

[Duchess]