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MONDAY MORNING WOODY
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#101
05-16-2012, 02:45 PM
(05-16-2012, 11:44 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: Grow a pair of ovaries darling. We were kidding around. Duchess started it, talking about her stiff little clit. You're an unfunny unhappy old crone obviously. Can't even fuck around a little, especially when the opportunity "rises"?

Your loss.


Never trying a raw oyster because you think they look slimy is a loss, this isn't. I don't know why you're trying to push the Mocker's genitalia on me, but I wish you'd stop.
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#102
05-16-2012, 03:22 PM
You people made Duchess' boner go away.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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#103
05-16-2012, 03:26 PM


Death & emasculation, dead babies in washing machines, stupid recipes & cleaning products are good topics but my girly woody threatens people? Makes people uncomfortable? Hahaha!

Go bake a fuckin' pie or clean your floor boards or whatever the fuck you people do, go do it.
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#104
05-16-2012, 03:30 PM
Nothing wrong with a little adult sex talk every now and then. A lot of you appear to be acting like kids in their first sex ed class.
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#105
05-16-2012, 03:35 PM
(05-16-2012, 03:26 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Death & emasculation, dead babies in washing machines, stupid recipes & cleaning products are good topics but my girly woody threatens people? Makes people uncomfortable? Hahaha!

Go bake a fuckin' pie or clean your floor boards or whatever the fuck you people do, go do it.

You know it's never bothered me. In fact you Mock women haven't taken it far enough, IMO.

I wish Sally wouldn't have her panties in a bunch over this. She just doesn't like the idea of providing free jerk-off material to the 'Creepy' Mock element.

She loves me though. I'm clean!
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#106
05-16-2012, 03:55 PM
(05-16-2012, 03:26 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Death & emasculation, dead babies in washing machines, stupid recipes & cleaning products are good topics but my girly woody threatens people? Makes people uncomfortable? Hahaha!


I'm definitely threatened and uncomfortable. I think you probably have a huge woody and it makes me feel inadequate.
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#107
05-16-2012, 05:38 PM
(05-16-2012, 03:55 PM)username Wrote: I'm definitely threatened and uncomfortable. I think you probably have a huge woody and it makes me feel inadequate.


Bwahahaha. Liar, liar, low rise jeans on fire. Women like us never feel threatened by other women let alone inadequate.
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#108
05-16-2012, 06:04 PM
(05-16-2012, 05:38 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Women like us never feel threatened by other women let alone inadequate.

Blowing-kisses
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#109
05-16-2012, 06:18 PM
(05-16-2012, 03:35 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I wish Sally wouldn't have her panties in a bunch over this. She just doesn't like the idea of providing free jerk-off material to the 'Creepy' Mock element.


It's not that. The internet is full of free jerk off material, they don't need me. I don't think anyone even pays for porn anymore. I just don't want to talk about sex with the mockers anymore than I want to talk about it with my grandparents. You old pervs have at it though.
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#110
05-16-2012, 06:18 PM
When did this become popular with you Catholics and other God-botherers? I'm emailing your Men of God. They need to know.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#111
06-11-2012, 07:51 AM


Good morning Love3
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#112
06-11-2012, 08:04 AM
(06-11-2012, 07:51 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Good morning Love3

Good Morning woody.
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06-11-2012, 08:07 AM


You over being mad at me? 116
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#114
06-11-2012, 08:29 AM
(06-11-2012, 08:07 AM)Duchess Wrote:

You over being mad at me? 116

I haven't been mad at you for months.hah
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06-11-2012, 08:30 AM


I must be doing something wrong!
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06-11-2012, 08:39 AM
(06-11-2012, 08:30 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I must be doing something wrong!

It would piss me off if you stood on your head topless.
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06-11-2012, 08:45 AM
hah
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#118
06-18-2012, 08:15 AM


A brand new week, a clean slate to paint any way I want. 19
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07-15-2013, 07:55 AM


It's another hot one, Mockers. Grab it & growl. 27
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#120
07-15-2013, 09:22 AM
Resurrecting old wood?
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