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#81
05-18-2012, 07:03 PM
(05-18-2012, 06:02 PM)Sonny223 Wrote: For a handjob I'll do about anything at this point.

Why do you need help with that? Don't you have hands?
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Hey Duchess, Do you like Apples?
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#82
05-18-2012, 07:09 PM
I have hands yes, but help from a womans hands is so so much better. Then I will dream they are duchess' Smiley_emoticons_smileSmiley_emoticons_smile.
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05-18-2012, 07:10 PM
(05-18-2012, 06:18 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(05-18-2012, 06:09 PM)Donovan Wrote:
(05-18-2012, 12:10 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(05-18-2012, 11:57 AM)Sonny223 Wrote: Eat a dick Donovan you lil skid queer you!

A thing of beauty ^^^^ .

And even with a large vocabulary, it's pretty hard to outdo that one.

Good luck, Dono.
Seriously? Weak faglames are top shelf to you? You're pretty easily amused. Probably better not read any of those jokes on popsicle sticks or Bazooka Joe bubble gum, I'm not sure your heart can take the strain.

He hit you straight between the eyes with a 7th grade insult, and he was unconcerned with what your amazing vocabulary would be able to do to him.

Get it?

Funny, right?
Not really, no. Like I said, you're easily amused. And apparently overly fond of seventh graders.
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#84
05-18-2012, 07:12 PM
(05-18-2012, 06:55 PM)Sonny223 Wrote: Just babymama is gone, going to meditation in a week


That's great! Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity, maybe you'll finally be able to put all this dick sucking talk aside.
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05-18-2012, 07:12 PM
(05-18-2012, 06:55 PM)Sonny223 Wrote: Just babymama is gone, going to meditation in a week

Think she'll tell them about your little tiny penis? Or keep that to herself?
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05-18-2012, 07:19 PM
Probably suck on it, she is Betty crocker the throat doctor.
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05-18-2012, 07:22 PM
Does it bother you that even your avatar is overcompensating?
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#88
05-18-2012, 08:08 PM
(05-18-2012, 07:09 PM)Sonny223 Wrote: I have hands yes, but help from a womans hands is so so much better. Then I will dream they are duchess' Smiley_emoticons_smileSmiley_emoticons_smile.

Everybody knows Duchess has man hands with a nice French manicure. Your hands are probably more womanly than hers. I've heard CN has soft hands too.
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05-18-2012, 08:15 PM
(05-18-2012, 08:08 PM)username Wrote: Everybody knows Duchess has man hands with a nice French manicure.

Hahaha! Nicely done lady fingers!
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05-18-2012, 08:39 PM
Duchess can probably suck start a leaf blower!
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#91
05-18-2012, 08:54 PM
(05-18-2012, 08:15 PM)Sterling Wrote:
(05-18-2012, 08:08 PM)username Wrote: Everybody knows Duchess has man hands with a nice French manicure.

Hahaha! Nicely done lady fingers!

I know, right? I almost had to turn in my woman card.
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05-18-2012, 09:32 PM
(05-18-2012, 09:43 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(05-18-2012, 07:09 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:
(05-17-2012, 07:27 PM)Cracker Wrote: I like him. I think he's funny like the little kids who talk shit over the X-Box.

For some reason, he doesn't offend me one little bit. The harder he tries, the more I laugh.

Nobody can change Sonny.

My only problem is trying to figure out if he is a Neo-Nazi pizza delivery guy or a responsible adult slumming. I have a guess, but I'll keep it to myself for now.

How long has he been posting here?

04-05-2011, 11:04 AM

We have a members list dipshit.

Did I squeeze your head? shut the fuck up
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05-18-2012, 09:33 PM
(05-18-2012, 11:49 AM)Donovan Wrote: The beauty of having a bad attitude and large vocabulary is that it's nearly impossible to use forum rules against me when I'm filleting some fool. A scalpel is as deadly as a sledgehammer in some cases...

omg lol
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05-18-2012, 09:36 PM
(05-18-2012, 06:42 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(05-18-2012, 06:30 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(05-18-2012, 06:20 PM)Sonny223 Wrote: Btw, you wouldn't happen to like apples would you? That Will explain everything.

I'm lost. Please explain. Unless it's gross, then don't. Well, go ahead, I guess.

A reference from 'Good Will Hunting' I believe.

Matt Damon says it to some jerk-off who thought he was better than Damon's character.

You had to be there.

What's REALLY funny is you had to explain his own joke to him. Good on you.
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#95
05-18-2012, 10:46 PM
(05-18-2012, 07:09 PM)Sonny223 Wrote: duchess'

Dude is not completely illiterate. He knows a few of the conventions.

I think his issues are more emotional than academic.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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05-18-2012, 11:33 PM
(05-18-2012, 09:32 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:
(05-18-2012, 09:43 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(05-18-2012, 07:09 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: How long has he been posting here?

04-05-2011, 11:04 AM

We have a members list dipshit.

Did I squeeze your head? shut the fuck up

You asked the question how you wanted to,I answered it how I wanted to.

are you feeling retarded for not knowing we had a members list?
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05-18-2012, 11:37 PM
Dick I must say you proved the zipperhead is a terd very nicely.
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#98
05-18-2012, 11:41 PM
Hey Sonny, what would you do if Donovan came at you, wielding his big bad filleting vocabulary? Would you be scared?
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05-18-2012, 11:42 PM
(05-18-2012, 11:37 PM)Sonny223 Wrote: Dick I must say you proved the zipperhead is a terd very nicely.

The fuckhead is a grande boil on the ass of the world.

I understand it but I don't have to act like it's not real.
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#100
05-18-2012, 11:45 PM
(05-18-2012, 11:41 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Hey Sonny, what would you do if Donovan came at you, wielding his big bad filleting vocabulary? Would you be scared?

He'd probably ask for a blow or hand job. It seems to be a recurring theme with him.
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