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#41
05-20-2012, 04:43 PM
(05-20-2012, 04:36 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Ha! The Irish in you.

YUP!

But that doesn't explain the second trip, at about the same age, for drinking a bottle of liquid Vitamin A.

Or does it?
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#42
05-20-2012, 04:58 PM
(05-20-2012, 03:27 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I never drink alcohol in front of my daughter apart from a glass of wine or bottle of beer with dinner.

Yeah neither one of those is alcoholic, I'm sure the curiosity factor won't come into play when she wonders why you get that and she don't.
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#43
05-20-2012, 09:29 PM
(05-20-2012, 03:54 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(05-20-2012, 03:28 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I don't drink in front of my kids either. But then again, I don't drink very often anyway.


Maybe that's your problem. Unlike most people in society, if you turned into a lush, it could be a good thing for boring ol you. Pour yourself a good stiff drink and lighten up for once.

Regarding the topic of this post...of course it was a horrible mistake, but life threatening, give me a fucking break. And an ambulance, give me another fucking break. I'm happy to hear for once that they're not suing......yet!

Unlike you, I don't need to drink or smoke to get through life or to have fun.
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#44
05-20-2012, 11:53 PM
(05-19-2012, 06:52 PM)sally Wrote: Yeah I'm sure they'll be fine. When I was two I kept taking sips of my moms mad dog while she wasn't looking and my dad came home to find my mom passed out in the bathroom and me running around the house like a lunatic. He had to take me out in the rain to sober me up. I haven't been right ever since, but I lived.

I KNEW IT!
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#45
05-20-2012, 11:55 PM
(05-19-2012, 08:27 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(05-19-2012, 07:52 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I'm morphing into Dick. Wah

I feel that way sometimes.

He is a legend, after all.

posts like that make my dick itch, jsyk
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#46
05-20-2012, 11:58 PM
(05-20-2012, 11:55 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:
(05-19-2012, 08:27 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(05-19-2012, 07:52 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I'm morphing into Dick. Wah

I feel that way sometimes.

He is a legend, after all.

posts like that make my dick itch, jsyk

Any post that mentions me makes you shake in your flip flops.
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#47
05-21-2012, 12:12 AM
? what are "flip flops" besides what you do on the issues I mean?
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#48
05-21-2012, 12:13 AM
(05-21-2012, 12:12 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: ? what are "flip flops" besides what you do on the issues I mean?

Birkenstocks then, I'm sure your liberal tree hugging self knows what those are.
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#49
05-21-2012, 12:48 AM
I am a lush who is also a prude and would never ever allow my 10 yr stepdaughter have a non alcoholic *drink*. She is not losing anything by never drinking a virgin daiquiris, a virgin pina colada , or any other virgin mixed drink.
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