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How 'bout this Weekend?
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#41
06-08-2012, 05:18 PM
(06-08-2012, 05:04 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: I never had an exwife, so I can't imagine. My wife is so hot imo that she still makes my heart go thump thump sometimes.

And it is your excellent attitude toward her that will prevent you from ever having an EX.

I believe one of the first signs of a marriage falling apart is when the guy begins to take his spouse for granted and begins to show indifference.
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#42
06-08-2012, 05:32 PM
I love my wife. She is the center of my universe.
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06-08-2012, 05:35 PM
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There's no where to go with that other than, congratulations.
you've landed on the single ingredient for a happy life.
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#44
06-08-2012, 05:42 PM
(06-08-2012, 05:32 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: I love my wife. She is the center of my universe.

Strange. I thought the computer was the center of your universe.
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#45
06-08-2012, 05:46 PM
For someone who posts at Mock while driving, that's kind of an odd thing for you to be saying.
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#46
06-08-2012, 09:24 PM
(06-08-2012, 05:35 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: ^
There's no where to go with that other than, congratulations.
you've landed on the single ingredient for a happy life.

hallucinogens?
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#47
06-09-2012, 08:34 AM
(06-08-2012, 05:04 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: I never had an exwife, so I can't imagine. My wife is so hot imo that she still makes my heart go thump thump sometimes.

That was soooooo sweet!
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#48
06-09-2012, 08:39 AM


I'm not an ex but Cowboy has one & many of my friends are exes. Is that even a word?
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#49
06-09-2012, 01:53 PM
(06-08-2012, 05:00 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:
(06-08-2012, 11:30 AM)ramseycat Wrote:
(06-08-2012, 11:05 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:
(06-08-2012, 10:24 AM)ramseycat Wrote:
(06-08-2012, 10:17 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: It's Father's Day this weekend? Well I know at least one day I'll be getting a bj.

Sorry Ma, but Father's Day isn't until 6/17/12. And I really hope one of your kids doesn't give you a BJ for Father's Day.

I can squeeze the base for a week. Whats up with the sick pedo comments?

**sigh** never mind.

Bang on me all you like (or kiss me and dry hump me all you like) just don't bring my kids into it. I has no issues with you at all. I Like you just fine and this doesn't change anything. I'm expressing a clear normal boundary. I don't joke about fucking anyone's kids ever especially mine. Kind of out of bounds for me.

Sorry. Blowing-kisses
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06-09-2012, 04:13 PM
:smooch: no harm no foul.
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#51
06-09-2012, 04:23 PM
(06-09-2012, 04:13 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: :smooch: no harm no foul.

It's all good in da hood. Wanna dry hump now?
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06-09-2012, 04:26 PM


Hahahaha! Fuckin' Ramsey.
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#53
06-09-2012, 04:29 PM
(06-09-2012, 04:26 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Hahahaha! Fuckin' Ramsey.

ya wanna double team Ma? He will die of a heart attack. hah
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06-09-2012, 04:51 PM
(06-09-2012, 04:23 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(06-09-2012, 04:13 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: :smooch: no harm no foul.

It's all good in da hood. Wanna dry hump now?

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06-09-2012, 04:53 PM
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06-09-2012, 04:53 PM
Sure! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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#57
06-10-2012, 09:05 AM
Ma, you really have disturbing amount of sexual videos in your collection.
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06-10-2012, 12:51 PM
That's Natalie Portman from Black Swan, silly. What are you, a fucking prude? Sorry I forgot, girls don't look at porn.
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06-10-2012, 12:57 PM
(06-10-2012, 12:51 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: That's Natalie Portman from Black Swan, silly. What are you, a fucking prude? Sorry I forgot, girls don't look at porn.

I never said girls don't look at porn. Prude? Um, no.
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06-10-2012, 01:21 PM
well how is that Portman clip pornographic?
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